h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello

You may have noticed I have not been around much, this is because I have not had much time to be around Thanks to the commute to and from work I have not time in the week when I am conscious enough to go online.

There are more positive aspects to my abscence though. I have a wonderful girlfiend who I love, who I like to spend my weekends with if I can.

So basically, I have no time. Sorry...

...and if anyone has time to finishe of an entry on Jonathan Creek just drop me a line and we can talk about it.

Researcher PSG

Wonderful girlfriend, who's this then?

Shame about the computer too , hopefully in not all that long you can get that mac you want

See you Tuesday

I think you can guess

It is a pain. I would really like a mac, but I have things I need to save for as I think you know

An event I am definately looking forward to Thank you *munches , sips *

Seeing how you happen to be my wonderful boyfriend I think I can figure it out

Yes, an ever growing list

Me too, plus the rest of the family. I wouldn't be suprised if you get jumped on by the twins

Oh good

I think a suitable answer phone will be one of the most expensive items

oh dear

Fortunately my mother tends to hang up if she just gets the answer phone

There're even more ticklish than I am so aren't any trouble though. Massage John's shoulders and he collapses to a helpless heap on the floor

I'm not sure if my mum would be put off so easily

Hmmmm...I don't think I will be massaging his shoulders. It would seem a slightly odd thing for a sisters boyfriend to do

In which case I hope there's a fast forward when playing back messages

Oh, everyone does it, he doesn't mind However I could just demonstrate... *grabs youngest brother and makes him collapse*... see?

I will guarentee it

No I can't see it. Though I have the feeling I will

Brilliant

Quite probably , John's hidden himself in his hood

I Don't blame him You cruel older sister you

He's used to it by now, he's spent most the day huddled on my lap so he can't mind too much . Gone off for his tea now anyway

You might have a point Probably a sensible move

Plus because of his small size there's the added advantage of him not tickling me back . If he wants any food certainly . Only trouble is now I feel hungry

Is this a sadistic side to Unconformity I have not previously seen? Well, there is a simple solution to that

You will on Tuesday Not until later on there isn't, have a late dinner on a Saturday

I'm scared now oh dear

Why? It's not like you don't do the same to me . on the upside we have a particularly nice meal

I don't think I tickle you that much That is a definate upside

I don't tickle John that much . Having chicken korma I think