h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

contrary to most people i like having no new posts because it makes it very easy to keep everything neat and tidy. not that i like tidyness, i actually prefer messiness.

not that i'm saying i never want to get posts of course. sometimes it's nice to just have a break.

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obviously that was a hint.

Oh, hows it going?

i'm fine. Why do you have 6 fingers? my dads only got 9 and 3/4. he lost the tips of two ironically making a guard for a saw so that people wouldn't lose their fingers.

It's a joke that has to do with TRiG and the Prinssess bride

i actually did think of the princess bride when i was writing that. my name is inigo mantoya you killed my father, prepare to die &c. what's TRiG?

TRiG is a researcher

now that you mention it i remember that.

he(or is it she) is a pretty hoopy frood

i love hoopy froods! and froody hoops actually. although froody hoops sounds more like a very together guy hula hoop which is only a little odd. or a very together guy WITH a hula hoop. i suppose you'd need to be very together to use a hula hoop spectacularly.

it also helps to have good hips in fact I'd suggest being so hip you can't see over your own pelvis

hmm, that could be a major advantage. isn't there something in hitchhikers where zaphod says that he's so hip his arse falls down or something? i can't remember exactly but it's something like that, it's very strange.

He says "I'm so hip I can't see over my own pelvis"

right. that's where it came from. i totally knew that. i love that bit (just on hitchhikers quotes) when arthur says to ford when they're about to be thrown off the vogon ship
arthur: it's at times like these that i wish i'd listened to what my mother said me when i was young.
ford: why? what did she say?
arthur: i don't know, i didn't listen!!!
i love that bit.

Trust me it's not all it's cracked up to be mostly clean your room, take out the trash ect.

yes, i generally listen to my mother and that's usually what it is. thought at the moment it's "go and study!!!" because i ahev exams coming up. i hate exams.

I'd say something but you need to study not waste your time here

i ALWAYS have time to waste. my exams aren't THAT important. i should probably be studying now but i need a break every now and then. any way i just got home.

i talked to my swordfighting teaching again today about his macbeth and apparently it's going well and he wants to make it into an actual play or a movie or something. which is cool.

Cool what sort of swordfighting do you do?