h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi this is a message to all of those who have got Sats.
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't wozza 'cos they don't matter!!
(Yeah right!!)

Jeni (the seriously stressed) X

At least they're all out of the way now!

Jeni, you have NO clue what you missed over the weekend when you were away:

You know I was obsessed with James from Skandal????? Well, I met him on Sunday down at the airshow and he is the mightiest finest person I've EVER met! You have NO clue how fine he is! I got his autograph and....HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I even had my picture taken with him, he is just so fine!!!!!! You wait, I'm getting my pictures through on Friday! I just love him so much! He's such a nice person too! I just can't stop thinking about him I just love him so much! The thing is when you have your pic taken with him he puts his arm right round you in a half hug, and he leans his head on you, isn't that just so cute? I mean, ARRGHHHH!!!! Forget Leo, Nick Carter and the rest of them, this is the mightiest finest person you can get! He had his hair spiked up too! Jeni, you just have no clue!!!!!

lots of things:
1. At the moment I am in a real bad mood , I have no idea why but in a miuteI'm gonna do do something stoopid and really regret it.
2. Skandal suck
3. They're not Erik Palladino or Noah Wyle so they can't be THE most gorgeous people on Earth cuz they are.
4. I had a great time at camp and got the crap scared out of me (big time at 1 AM!!) as you know.
5. I saw a book in library today by Douglas Adams.
6. I am learning how to play the guitar soon, from books and at home
7. I AM going to see U571
8. Why the hell am I in such a stoopid mood, I'm gonna do something mad........

9. I have to go now and do something stoopid to help my mood!

10. See you soon.
11. Do you like my new name?
12. From Trinity x

JENI YOU ARE JUST DEAD SKANDAL ARE UTTERLY GORGEOUS YOU CAN'T DENY IT COS YOU SAID THEY WERE SO YOURSELF!!!!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING AB0UT!!!

Whoops, I'm still putting x's after my name!!

Esti,
I'm sorry but after looking at those pictures
you showed me the other day I can honestly say
that Skandal are NOT the most gorgeous people on
Earth, infact I'd probably say they are the most
ugly people I've ever seen on Earth and remember
a picture never lies..

And you know I say any man looks gorgeous in uniform,
well after seeing them I think I'll also take that back
because they're so ugly that even a uniform wouldn't
do anything for them.

Sorry Esti but it's the truth and if you don't
believe me then ask somebody else, Ally or Natalie??

I think you should go and read my last message again
the one with all those points on it

Trinity (aka Jeni X)

PS - I love that song called Babylon, do you?

You are so dead!!!!! The camera can lie because it may be taken from the wrong angle and make it look like something else, or maybe that person has just got up and looks awful at that time of the day, SO THE CAMERA DOES LIE! Also, it doesn't matter how many pix you take of Skandal none of them will show you how nice they really are close up! I mean, I even got to talk to them and they are so sweet! Anyway, I hate men in uniform. BTW: I've got a picture of Dr Carter and he is DEAD UGLY!

YOU'VE GOT A PICTURE OF DOCTOR CARTER???

WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!?!?

:-p

I gave it to Natalie :-p

WHAT??????????

As if you did Esti...

Really? Why would you do that???

You know I love him.. she doesn't even like him!!!

What were you thinking??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Every single picture I ever find of Skandal or BTVS is already in the bin, where it belongs.

Liberty

I might change my mind if you give me pictures of Erik Or Carter