h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was in the school library ealier today and I suddenly found this little red spider crawling up my blouse! I almost screamed, which would have been seriously embarrasing if I did cos there was year 7's on that table! Anyway, when I blew it away I was paranoid, and at one point I felt a sharp apin on my leg thinking it had bit me! I was so scared! I wasn't sure if it was poisenous or not, it was bright red!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Hey everyone - I am posting this in every forum so, you might as well read it again:

I am holding a vote, the question is, what shall I change my name to? Please choose a name from the list below and sen an addressed message to http://www.h2g2.com/U108443 (which is where we are already)

Trinity ??
Jeni X ??
Talitha Cumi ??
Fallen Angel ??

And also - just to keep you up to date, I am considering becoming a h2g2 EMT. What do you think?

Whoever I am Please vote.

EMT?

Some People...

EMT = Emergency Medical Technician or paramedic I guess.

A h2g2 paramedic?

btw I think Jeni X is yer best name

Yeah why not, I mean we have everything else on h2g2. Well whether you like it or nor, I'm still going to be one

And you would say Jeni X is the best, I think that's the worst name. That means Jeni X is now winning.

Anywayz - Gotta go Trinity

Has anyone ever lietened to the words of Life?

They're strange "I'm afraid of the dark especially in the park when I'm all alone" and "you wanna fly around the world in a beautiful balloon"?
It's a cool song though

That don't sound too odd...have you ever heard Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds?

I take it worse than those?

Definatly more odd.
Christ, you've never heard it???

Nope

Yeah, it was that Beatles song which people later realised was really a song advertising LSD wasn't it?

There was this massive spider in my room earlier-AAARRGGHHH!!!! I never got rid of it so I'm really scared it's in my bed or something! I remember once I was about to get up onto my bed and there was this huge spider sitting there and I screamed soooo loud!!!!!!!

Hey Jeni when will you be back in school everyone wants to know what's happened to you and whether you still exist! (lol!).

Yup, it's a Beatles song about LSD

Good lord, all these spiders. I wish the ants outside our house would go away...

I just had one of those jumping spiders on me!!!! ARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!