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1-2-2000
the zen master of spork Started conversation Jan 2, 2000
Today is the day I registered for h2g2. I love the books and was psyked to find out that there are tv shows, cds, maybe a movie, towels, ect. (Does anyone know where I can get an h2g2 towel?) So this first entry will be boring... but come back soon!
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 2, 2000
I already chatted to you elsewhere, I didn't realise you were a newbie but it looks like you're fitting right on in. Guess I've beaten all the officials to you welcome party.
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the zen master of spork Posted Jan 2, 2000
Welcome party? I guess THAT'S what all those people with balloons and confetti were doing.... guess I shouldn't have scared the, away. 
Just kidding. You are the First! The Hailed! The.. the... Splendiniferous!
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 2, 2000
Just thought I had to none of the ACEs or anybody else got me and I've been lurking around here for a fortnight.
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the zen master of spork Posted Jan 2, 2000
?? I'm not sure I understand what you just said...... could you explain it?
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 3, 2000
Sorry they're our nice Assistant Community Editors you'll no doubt pump into a few of them in Cyberspace if you hang around long enough, rumour has it that they're willing to help you with any queries you might have.
See A Pick of Peta's Picks for more info.
I just haven't had the formal greeting yet from them it's not important, I've made a few friends around here already anyway.
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