h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But by that definition, by merely thinking that i'm paranoid, isn't that not being paranoid in it's self?
But they are trying to kill everyone, so no-one is safe, because there is war on, so they're trying to kill everyone, so therefore they're not trying to kill me, but if so, then how do we know that they aren't?
When i'm gone they'll be after you next.

But how do you know the rest of us arent "they", it may just be you - alone, no-ones on your side, everyones watching you to collect enough information to bring you down @ the next turn, everyone is out to get you. But it'll all build up to the one day of enlightenment; when you're told exactly who, exactly what and exactly when but leaving out the crucial WHY. Then they'll drop you somewhere on your own in total isolation and you'll die on your own, everything you thought you knew, everyone you thought you knew ending up being a lie, your concious years on 'earth' being merely a joke, a game in the conspiracy most commonly called LIFE.
.But thats my imagination stretching its legs.

What happens when your imagination decides to go for a run?

I write songs about potatoes, hang gold baubles from my ceiling , cover my hands in "new skin", amongst other things. But it doesnt run about much, usually stays hidden in the corner where it belongs.

hmm, ok then, but i'm sure it would have lots more fun it you unlocked it every now and again?

I could just open up my head and let it run away and be free and be happy

Shame about the mild side effects of such a proceedure, like a slight case of death.

I dont really care what happens to me, as long as my imagination is happy and free then I dont mind. Plus being dead would solve a lot of problems

Hmm, is all i can really say.

Yes...

But you have to admit, being dead does have its advantages...

And this is the way of the world, one day we shall escape it.

Nah, you cant escape anything, it'll come back to get you one day even bigger and more destructive than it is now

yeah, well i dont plan to be taken alive, or not give up without a fight

You dont get choices and you cant fight against life, you'll always lose

Well, i'm determined not to, and you know i like being awkward, i'm not stopping till i've made a difference.

hm....good luck..

mm, yeah i'll probably need it, but i think perseverance will be useful too.

Quite a few people I know are deciding to fight against "the system".......so you're not alone