h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anyway back to the eighties when the Reagens held the whole planet hostage.
Back to "John", he was ," discovered" to do a 501
jeans commercial. Which he recieved a lot of money for. Enabling
him to traipse around Europe spreading the curse on humanity HIV/AIDS.
Which he did knowingly and joyfully and without condoms, taking as many peopledown with him as possible.
I never had sex with John, and hated him for coming on to me when I was in a relationship with Carolyn,the covenhead of the Vitawicca.
also I admit I was jealous of John getting a commercial because
I had studyed in the performing arts for years. Never really getting any
work other than three earth masses at the Cathedral of Saint John the Divine and a stupid Stabat Mater.
Also at the time Baryshnikov and Browne did their damnest to try to get me to commit suicide or contract Aids.
You can call me paranoid schizophrenic, but I believe in my psychic flashes especially were my life is concerned.