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Bob the Cactus

So, this would be my first journal entry for this crazy thing called the Guide. Yes, I know it's not really a Guide entry, but hey, like, um, ok I don't have a clever response to that. Just wanted to get that silly standard text off of my page...

Well, right now I'm working on a plan towards world domination through subversion, cheesecake, and lots of zest and verve. If this works, then we'll have quite an interesting planet, let me tell you. Other than that, I'm just hanging around doing pretty much nothing useful except oh yeah going to college. That thing.

Anyway, until next time.


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