h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A lovely person made my homeworks for university while I did her's.
Escorting her downtown made me being 2 hours earlier in town than my next date ( to work ) was. Two hours waiting in the cold just for being gentle.
On my way back I stopped at a small snackservice to get a DönerKebab ( I will write later about this deliceous meal )with extracheese and the cook just billed me a normal one ( 50 cents saved )and I took the food home. Passing a drunk man, who was bubbling strange things and wanted to shake hands to make this world even more better. Just slipping my basehat I walked on couse I didn't wanted to be deeper involved in this man's kind of understanding the world. ( it was a very shorthaired lifeform with a neck like a refridgerator and I guess a Pittbull was waiting in his pocket )
Finaly reached home at about midnight just to realize two more hours of work waiting for me................Noooooooo