h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was in Coventry the other day ( somebody had to be ), and, clearly, some match had just finished, because about 200 or more shaven or balding overweight men trundled out of the pub singing aggresively and loudly. Then some of them spotted a couple of guys on a bench whose skin was a bit darker than thier own, and obviously doing deeply offensive things like talking to each other and - shock - reading. This was clearly unacceptable, and so with a cry of "F*****g Bosinans", the men ( of whom we should be proud, of course ) bore down on these three others ( who, it hardly needs pointing out, probably wern't even from Bosina ), and beat the s**t out of them. What a bunch of repressed, childish w*****s. I have no fear in calling them as such, because the idiots probably can't even read. If your boyfriend watches football in a pub, there is at least a 50% chance that he's beaten someone up for no reason. And we allow this?