h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, school's back in session. Don't you worry about me though, I'll recover fairly quickly.
Alright, I think I'm ready to submit my very very first entry to the editor people. Or should I wait? Am I rushing things? Are you going to answer with any form of timeliness?
I'll see if I can't get more people to read it then. Then if more people comment on it, then I can make sure I have it all good and done before I make a fool of myself. (Too late! ha.)
It's amazing how gullible some people are. I told five different people today that their shoes were untied. (As a joke. I felt like it, okay?) Actually, one of the people I told twice and two other people were wearing sandals. Still, they all looked in concern at their feet. Hmm...I feel a guide entry coming.
Well, I'll be off now, but I give you one commandment this week: tell 10 people that their shoes are untied or they have a really ugly spot on their shirt. See what their response is, and everyone will get a good laugh.