This is a Journal entry by Venus In Cornflowers

What's cooking?

Post 1

Venus In Cornflowers

I've been given the very prestigious job of catering for a friend's wedding. I've tried to talk him out of it, but he's as stubborn as a smiley - bat (no 'bull' smiley available yet sadly).

Perhaps I should agree, so long as he promises to let me cater for the divorce too?smiley - tongueout *two-for-the-price-of-one*


What's cooking?

Post 2

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

You can cook!

Just perrrrfect!!! smiley - cool


What's cooking?

Post 3

Venus In Cornflowers

*places the parsnips in the oven to roast, alongside the potatoes*

Your favourite I believe my dear.smiley - smooch

*pours herself and Sid a glass of smiley - bubbly*

To ancient evenings and distant music... *clink*


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Post 4

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Ahh!! fond memories smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Venus In Cornflowers

A good meal and good company... what could be a better way to begin an evening...smiley - kiss


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Post 6

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Watch the final of "Stars In Their Eyes"....

Noooooo.... only joking!!!!

smiley - cool (I'll get me coat!)


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Post 7

Venus In Cornflowers

With comments like that!smiley - yuk

Plenty more smiley - schooloffish in the sea Sid.smiley - tongueout

smiley - angel


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Post 8

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

But none as slimey as me smiley - laugh


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Post 9

Venus In Cornflowers

Been sniffing the paint again dear?smiley - bigeyes

I know you can't help yourself really.smiley - winkeye

smiley - angel


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Post 10

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*wipes paint from the end of his nose*

No?.. not me!

smiley - cool


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Post 11

Venus In Cornflowers

*notices Sid still has a spot of paint on his nose*

Let me just rub that for you...

There... that's better.smiley - bigeyes

smiley - angel


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Post 12

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

I might have paint in other places too smiley - winkeye

smiley - cool


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Post 13

Venus In Cornflowers

Oh dear Sid. You might have an allergic reaction. We'd better take a look...smiley - bigeyes

smiley - angel


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