h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Mewtwo enters, wearing a trenchcoat and a Sherlock-Holmes-style hat, holding a magnifying glass.]

}Hmm ... A being formerly known as Sporkulious Eglon has changed his/her/its name to Freedom Deep.{

[Mew responds by mewing for a bit]

}Elementary, my dear ... er ... Mewtson! Now, we are here to determine why, and where he/she/it got Freedom Deep from. The first one too.{

["Mew mew mew?"]

}Why he/she/it changed his/her/its name to Freedom Deep, you Mew! God! Sometimes you have to explain things telepathically!{

Well Holmes it is causing me great constination as I have to goa nd chance the link on my homepage to the ACE who first greeted me.

There's no need to change everything about... the first rule of h2g2.... if someone changes their name, leave it. The link still works, right?

Sure does sporky but it may confuse someone less well versed in the subtleties of h2g2. I think I'll change it for that reason.

[taps his foot, waiting for Freedom Deep to answer the questions]

I go to all the bother of ammending my homepage and you change back. What is a hard working researcher supposed to do, eh?

Did I *NOT* try to convince you to leave thet link? Hmm?

}No you did.{

}Why had you changed it to "Freedom Deep" and where did you get "Freedom Deep" from?{

Well I was updated friends etc anyway and it seemed the logiacle step, at the time.

[One second, Mewtwo is just standing with a look of patient coldness directed toward Sporky; the next three are taken up by his eyes glowing wickedly, fire seeming to appear behind him, and the words }ANSWER ME!!!{ telepathically going to everyone in the forum. And in the second after that, it is just as before.]