h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you get to move to England, let me know. Can I stow away in your luggage? If not, can you take this buzzing briefcase for me? (No, it's not one of those one in ten occurances they mention in Fight Club.) Snarky.

Gor... I only wish I could move to England... but rest assured, if I ever do succeed in such, I will grant at least one request from my fellow h2g2rs... you never know...

Did you see the rest of my page? So few people do...

Yes, I saw other parts of your page. Anybody who can apologize for a bad movie whose title was inadvertently quoted gets much kudos from me. Plus, I learned after hours of frustration what CotTB means, and will be sending in my application for Random Street Lunatic (the guy outside who hands out flyers and shaves his head) or White Slave Trader. In no particular order, other notable issues include:
John Cleese- I have the same birthday as he does.
Penguins- I had one on ISCA a few years ago.
Einstein- "Imagination is more important than knowledge."
Your name- I actually made said utinsel once, from a mismatched spoon. Aren't hacksaws fun?
NEE!- Okay, how did you do that? Oops, that would be telling. Got it! This message will self destruct in five seconds...
101- Check out my post.
Midi Page- You are cruel and unusual. Bonus points for you. No soup, though.
Halloween- I went as a guy who had been to Fight Club. I can't say any more about it.

Darn... not I have to look up what a CotTB is... any hints??

Oh, I'm putting up Copa- Cabana and Falling in Love Again tonight

Church of the True Brownie. You're Saint Spork of Abbot, according to the literature.

Ah, yes... we usually just call it the church... you are correct- I am the one and true saint... there is another hopping about, a mere charletain

You're the one and only, Sporky! But I may have to tell the Archbishop about your slip on the name.

And I shall have to report anybody that uses that infernal acronym CotTB... it is a disgrace... the least one could do is refer to it as the Church, and, with dignity, refer to it as The Church of the True Browny!

ROFL You take your religion very seriously! What a lovely sight to see.

so, when did you drop the 7 is silent?

Day before yesterday. I figured that everyone who needed to know, knew. Besides, I kinda like the idea of being the Voice of Chaos in a Sane World. It was just too long to put the whole thing in...

ah... I'm not sure that I agree with you though... a sane world? I'd like to know where I'm living, then...

You can join me in chaos! Its much funner and more exciting than the rest of the world! Sanity is the biggest reason to be insane that I know. Kind of a poster child...

Than I shall accept your offer

welcome aboard!

You can call me Sporky but I refuse to be called Aboard

LOL Then welcome, Sporky!

Ah.. I do feel very welcomed... Thank you

I apologize for referring to The Church in such an offhand manner earlier. My bad.
As for insanity, I've heard that the only truely sane response to an insane world is insanity, so everyone has different degrees of that. A completely sane individual would not have the proper mental tools to cope in an insane world, and for her own safety would have to be locked away in a mental institution.
"I never worry that I'm going insane. I just assume I've already been there."

*chuckles* "Aboard"