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Researcher 99947 Started conversation Nov 30, 1999
You've got me... may as well be what? Here? Alive? Dead? In Denmark? Belgium, man! That's no way to leave a man hangin! I've got to know!!!!!!!
Well, it looks like you'll be around for a while... let me welcome you to h2g2! If you need any help, or you need to be talked down for a three day respite on h2g2, just give me a holla'.
Drink safely, responsibly, and in high quantities (hope you're not open to suggesstions 
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Tata, Tootles, and Cheerios
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I.V. BeerDwarf Posted Dec 1, 1999
Well, you may as well be something....... anything you want to be really. Who am I to tell people what to be. That is for you to decide!
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I.V. BeerDwarf Posted Dec 2, 1999
Exceleent! I see it's working already...
I may as well be someone who makes people feel better 
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Researcher 99947 Posted Dec 2, 1999
There's a group here that can help you with that... well, if help means getting you piss faced, that is
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I.V. BeerDwarf Posted Dec 2, 1999
Oh great! Who are they? As you can see by the first part of my name, I have absolutely no problem with alcohol!
Perhaps, the only problem with alcohol that I have is that I have two hands, but only one mouth!
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Researcher 99947 Posted Dec 2, 1999
I've heard of operations that can fix that Have you been to Frink's Drinks?
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msmonsy Posted Dec 22, 1999
*sneaks in with mistletoe and places a christmas kiss on beerdwarf and sporkies cheeks*
hehe!!! atheist or not i still gotcha!!
btw.......hello 
monsy 
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