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A87905299 Eddie Hall - World's Strongest Man 2017
I'll be subbing the above, so take the strain and lift!

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*lifts Entry* Thanks <BB< - I've subscribed

Here's a heavy question:

'Eddie is a family man - he married in 2013 and has two children'
Is he now a single-parent family man, or does he still have a wife/husband/partner too?

'and tossing pretend bars of gold'
I just had an image of lots of weightlifters believing they're weightlifting gold but actually being conned by iron pyrite…

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*lifts question* Eddie is still married to his wife Alexandra

Could be iron pyrite, but judging by the weight of the things they are probably lead coated in gold colouring

Ah - mind you, dropping iron pyrite could create a few sparks that would look quite impressive...

Any way, would you like to have a read through and let me know if you'd like changes made.

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Nice addition of a thorn, there - thank you

Could that sentence you picked up on be improved even more, do you think? Maybe:

"Eddie is a family man as well as a strongman - he married Alexandra, a hairdresserIn 2017 Alex opened her own barbershop. and recruitment consultant, in 2013 and they have two children".

Apart from that, the Entry looks good to me

I hoped you wouldn't have a thorn in your side with my Icelandic letter use.

Tweaked and button pressed

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