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The Grim Squeaker

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Post 2

Waxer

Um...... is it me or is this silly? Good name though!


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Post 3

The Grim Squeaker

*scribbles a message on a tiny pad with a tiny pencil linked by a fine silver chain 'Its you!*

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*hands Waxer the paper*


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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Make it me Grim, I could do with a laugh!


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The Grim Squeaker

*scribbles 'you want to pass over? Sorry I am off duty tonight!'*

*hands over the note*


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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*accepts note, reads it and then eats it*

Ha !!


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The Grim Squeaker

*pokes Sidney Kidney with tiny scythe*

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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*brushes scythe away as if were a match stick*

Sorry, I'm a little deaf in that ear...


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Post 9

The Grim Squeaker

*scribbles 'Excuse me do I know you?'*


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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

In what sence little Grim?


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The Grim Squeaker

*scribbles 'in any sense at all?'*


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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Well in one sence or another you must know me?

That note looks filling!


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Post 13

The Grim Squeaker

*points a bony finger at Sidney Kidney*

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*a cold wind moans, a mournful bell tolls repeatedly and a couple of tumbleweeds blow through*


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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*point a skin covered finger back at Grim*

Ahh tumbleweed, my favourite plant, thank you, your so kind!


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Post 15

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You'll be lucky to get any sense at all out of Sid here! smiley - smiley


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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Do I come across a bit obscure???

If so....Good, cos I'm a ravin fruit cake!!!smiley - winkeye


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

It's happened again! Cake, cake, always cake!!!


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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

There is no getting away from it EV....

Cake is the life blood of small rodents.
It's also the pastime of phat people...

What the muck am I saying???? hit me EV!!


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Exactly, Sid, what ARE you saying? *jabs Sid with a stick*


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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Well.....

No dam it I can't....smiley - winkeye


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