h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Death of Rats I presume

Pleased to have you on board. There's not much work for you here, only annonimouse who is full of life and not going to be popping of any time soon but it's good to have you're company.

See you around

ReapeR

SQUEAK

*waves a bony paw*

I fear that I have to stand up for anonymouse and not allow you to take him. He is the faithful taster of the Church of the True Brownie and we need him. You are, however, welcome to join us at the Church and find religion in the chocolately goodness!

*pats Binky on the nose and retreats back to the kitchen*

*scribbles on silver notepad 'Its ok I only do rats - mice and anonymous mice at that are not part of the job remit'*

*hands over note*

Thank you for your assurances. They are well received! Brownie?

I never suggested that the Grim Squeaker should take her life. That's not part of the job description! And I'm sorry about misspelling her name, I feel really guilty about that

I'm sure that 'mouse understands. Don't worry 'bout it.

I suppose that apart from rats and fleas the rest falls to me, so I look forward to meeting 'mouse when her time comes but hopefully that wont be for a long time.

*pulls out an over sized egg timer decorated with cheese from his cloak and looks thoughtfully at it*

Nope not for quite some time.