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more windows errors (this is not my day)
Posted Mar 1, 2000
Winerrors
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for
the planned Windows 2000:
1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
4. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
5. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
6. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
7. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
8. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN"
9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
10. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
11. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
12. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
13. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
14. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
15. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
16. User Error: Replace user.
17. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
18. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
19. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient
20. Netscape.exe... Bad file name...May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/y)
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Common Microsof errors
Posted Mar 1, 2000
DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow
DOS Error #02: Windows loaded. System in danger.
DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!
Windows Error #01: No error... ...yet.
Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused.
Windows Error #03: Unexplaind error.
Windows Error #04: Reserved for future mistakes
Windows Error #05: Nonexisent error. This cannot really be happening.
Windows Error #06: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
Windows Error #07: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete
Windows Error #08: Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
Windows Error #09: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.
Windows Error #09: Game Over. Exiting Windows.
Win98 Error #01: Insufficient money spent in hardware.
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Nårzk på Norsk
Posted Mar 1, 2000
Oslosk for innflyttere
Flåne pomparia ? Kan jeg få låne sykkelpumpen din ?
Bøkkegiræ !! Du bør ikke gi deg
Tarementemej ? Tar du med en til meg ?
Passerissea ? Passer disse da ?
Skarukke puttrevekk ? Skal du ikke legge det bort ?
Snaruatta ? Hvordan har du hatt det ?
ælikemække Jeg liker meg ikke her
Trudderuderantan Trodde du det rant av den
Skråppiantasje ? Skal du opp i andre etage ?
Nereværstjaørt Nei, det er det værste jeg har hørt
Dærtoarem ! Det er to av dem !
Skrua ? Hvor skal du da ?
Frikkerea ? Hvorfor ikke det da ?
Jakkesetnpååråda Jeg har ikke sett han på år og dag
Dæveldevel Det er vel det vel
Tapræåblima Ta på deg og bli med da
Jætitterettera Jeg ser etter henne
Mjølarumæra ? Hvor mye øl har du med deg... ?
Æremeræia ? Hva er det med deg da ?
Fnisa ? Få en is da ?
Ærreduvi ? Hva er det du vil ?
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Sortland *The BLUE city*
Posted Oct 30, 1999
right now, there are people painting my hometown BLUE .. ALL of it, houses, streets and sidewalks I'm tould.
So far I like what I've seen of it. Imagine a small town right by the artic sea, all painted Blue, all sorts of ble just like the sea itself ?
wanna have a look ? http://www.imex.no/vol/sortland/ U like it ?
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Latest reply: Oct 30, 1999
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