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Dag-nabbit, it's been a while hasn't it?
Posted May 27, 2005
so, I don't think i've visited much in the last couple of years.. Graduated College!!! Whooo... and still working as mgmt at McD's. Just wanted to let anyone who cares know I'm still alive..
Ohhhh, and are you ready for a big secret to be let out? Are you sure? I dunno if you are.. well here goes.... I'm Teaserman. Suprise! I know, you were all just sitting on the edge of your seats there for a while.. now you know. It was me. Gave up on the whole thing though, decided it was better to spend my time doing something a little more constructive, like drinking and partying with my fellow psych majors.
But, as I said earlier, it's been two years and I'm no better off than just after highschool. I'll live, I promise.
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Help! Help! I'm drowning in the Internet!
Posted Feb 10, 2003
(Note: read VERY fast to get full effect)
ARGGH! I'm supposed to be working on my senior project (Lit Review due in three weeks!), but I'm not. I've been sidetracked once again by my evil nemesis "The Internet." My relationship with "The Internet" is a love/hate kind of thing. I love to procrastinate and hate to do any actual work. Therefore, here I am updating my personal space instead of working. I thought "Well, I'll work in the library. That will help me stay focused." No. Wrong. I'm just ranting pointlessly, pay no mind to what I'm saying because it has no value to anyone other than myself. So much work, so much time.....but no, the time is running out. This kind of topic could go on forever without end, couldn't it? I mean, have you ever really thought about the paradox of procrastination? The longer you put something off, the less you can procrastinate on it, and the longer you procrastinate the less you want to begin it because, with beginning it you must recognize how much time you have wasted doing who knows what else (reorganizing bookshelves, playing video games, pointless studying for other classes *ha! a joke! I made a joke (hysterical laughter)* I can see how some people crack under pressure like this but I'll be just fine. A good night's sleep, a healthy sense of purpose, and one thing at a time. That's the key. Decide what needs to be done and do it. No, not clean the grout. Find articles for this paper, get a topic for that one, study this long for that test, etc. AND WRITE A TO DO LIST!!!! #1: Sleep.
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Suggested Reading: Good Omens
Posted Oct 9, 2000
I am about half-way through the funniest book I've read since the Hitchiker's Guide series. This book, Good Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, is a Douglas Adams-esque account of the apocalypse. Between Atlantis rising (inhabited by people wearing fish bowls) and Tibetans spying on the world from subterranean tunnels, I found myself laughing out loud. I reccomend it to any fan of The Guide and/or Christianity. I can't wait to see how it ends.
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I'm not dead, just not opinionated.
Posted Nov 30, 1999
I was just looking at my page and I thought "If I were a visitor here, I don't think I woud post to this page. It looks like this person died last week or something, all his posts are old." So I figured I should post something new. This is it. I know that in a week or two, this post will also become old. Don't think that I died. Chances are I just haven't posted in a while. Of course, it is possible that I've died. If it appears that I am dead, please poke me with a stick or other blunt object just to make sure.
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Who's logged in?
Posted Nov 8, 1999
http://www.h2g2.com/users.cgi?
I thought that was missing from my page.
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