h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd like to talk to you about Padre Pio

He was a man with a beard, no hair and a brown dress.

Just incase you happen to see him around.

Funnily enough, I was in Sicily recently, and heard some information about him. Apparently, he told the current pope that he was going to be pope before he was, and he cured some woman who had cancer (or something like that).

I wonder if you were aware of these facts.

Had heard that, actually. Must be a vestiga of my religion lessons from school.

Ah, then you must have examined the particularities of the case.

Were your religion lessons based on Christianism?

Yes, how did you guess?

Which reminds me, I wanted to ask you to introduce me to Gladstone, if you could.

Hello!

Thank you very much Mr diGriz. That was a real pleasure!

You're more than welcome, B&CG!

Hmm... what am I gonna do with my leg?

Maybe it'll be green.