h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lets hope the new dentist is ok.
if you know and trust them, you might as well just put yourself in their hands

He was my dentist before we had to go to thailand. And
we've been back for about three or four years now.
...I liked it over there... but then again i like it
over here too.

*moans about how two countries cannot merge into one another.*

I guess the things you like about each country
are very different.
I'm working with a thai student at the moment actually
(I know how much you like these snippits of detail)

Do I? Okay then

I used to be able to read and write a bit of thai. But now
I've forgotten it all. Completely. Although I can still
remember my name. Which also means I can write pointless
things like "sally" "laa laa" and "see" in thai.

Ack ack ack. I have enough problems with ENGLISH grammar.
And on top of that I have to do freanch and german at
school. Jinx has started rewriting her own language and
has learn the font "symbol" which she uses for it. I don't
know how she copes.

it might come in handy for writing un-markable essays?
show up the teachers ignorance?

Precisely.

Are you a freak?

Cos if you are you have to join the Freaks [c].

I shouldn't be advertising it just yet, it's not ready.

But there#s a link on my page if ye'r interested

I aspire to freakishness, but doubt I could be classed as
one..

That just a matter of opinion Mr Opinion!!