h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the shopping gang eh, bet they frown of your sci-fi tendencies

No actually, a few months ago the trendies were trying to understand what we were talking about and now just about the whole class has read HHGG. Sophie & me talk about HHGG *as well*.. in fact she's on h2g2 and is called moo. Som,eone else is called that so she'll change it to MooCow soon.

I didn't know it was possible to hang out in two gangs at the same time. I have proved all the philosophers wrong, HAH!

ZB (unfair initials I know.) and me have decided to have a protest against how the price of fruit at school is the same as the puddings - 30p. This means ONE piece of fruit, ie an apple or an orange etc. I reckon if the fruit costs less then ppl will go for it instead.. although that probably won't happen because people these days () just want cake!!!!!!! So do I... but that's no the point!!!

This will be fun. I'll let you know what happens.

you are great H2G2 ambassadors!
and hanging out in 2 gangs is agianst the laws of physics.
I dont understand your fruit campaign...eat the cake and be
happy. You'll have to eat fruit instead when your older and
health comes before fun!

you don't understand!! the whole point of a protest is not what you are protesting for/agains, but the protest itself! protests are fun!!!!!!
Anyway, my doctor told me yesterday that people my age should eat seven portions of fruit/veg a day. how can i do that if the puddings look more appealing to both me and my bank account? Alright , sor 30p isn't a lot, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!

ah, so you're raging against the machine!
Thats alright then, bit like grange hill.
they once wore they're blazers inside out as a protest

They did..?

Alright then.

We'll stick to chants and signs I think.

On the subject of chants, we tried to come up with one. Here are ssome of the variations we came up with.

Free the Fruit.
Fruit for Free.
F**k the Fruit.
F**k the Frigid Fruit.
F**k the Fruit for Free.

I'm sorry.

No worries, I'm sure the ** replaced "LI"
Though the serious goes VERY anti fruit by
the 4th line

That was Sophie and Jo's fault.

BTW I just got back from the school production of MacBeth.

I think it would have made more sense if I read the book first!!!

I hope you liked it (might make more sense when you're
older)
One production I saw was set in a nazi death camp!!

Ja.

Omigod I did not mean to say that!!!! It is just that I've been saying Ja instead of yes a lot recently... too much time in german lessons i think! sorry!

no..it was funny...the sort of thing an adult would say

I mean, its just a chat about a play

How will I make you believe me?? I'm twelve godammit!

maybe behave like a 12 year old, have a tantrum or something

*cry*

BUT I AMMMMMMM TWEEELVE!!!!!!!!!!

*wail*

*moan*

*groan*


(Here's my fwend MooCow (Sophie http://www.h2g2.com/U102166):
"I am Lisa's friend, I am also 12. We are going to go into town later to see a film like normal twelve-year-olds do.
"If you don't believe me then um, go..... ")

Lisa

ok ok!!
stop the tantrum..heres a lolly pop, lets see if that
keeps you quiet

*eyes narrow in suspicious suspicion*

that seals it, no 12 year old does that!!!

Well maybe I'm just more advanced than the average twelve year old!!

This is not true. I am very slow.

But I *AM* twelve, why won't you believe me?!!!!!!

*cries*

*puppy-dog whimper*

That's the only way I can describe the sound that my throat just made, alright!!

I am twelve, really. How can I prove this to you... hmm...

Why won't you believe me??