h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for visiting my site. You have me "one upped" on not knowing what to do with a blank page....
I feel like an idiot, just spent five or so earth units of time trying to reply to your other conversation, so I had
to start a new one just to get through.
I didn't slap the pig too hard. She is still speaking.

Glad the pig's still speaking.

I've visited other sites and some even have pictures. HOW DO THEY DO THAT!?

If you'd visited me sooner you'd have seen an example of very bad poetry but I took it off as it wasn't really bad enough.

Will have to think again. Some more coffee might help. Isn't life a bummer when your brain turns to marshmallow.

Thanks for visiting.

I like that. That is me. As for pictures on sites, I'm still trying to work with these "word" thingies. If a signal is beamed
through the marshmallow and makes contact, I'll let you know if I learn from it. I have a feeling it's a little bit of HTML,
but I'm too timid to try it. Coffee....ahh. Bad poetry? The badder the better, because I don't know the difference!