h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well, the powers that be saw fit to pass me on my driving test so I am now to be let loose upon the good citizens of the UK...

Congratulations, well done.

*pours (_)*



Do I need a hard hat now?

*feels reasonably safe in central Scotland*

Congratulations Ændr!

1) thanks
2) I only got 4 minors
3) some form of safety cage would be better than a hard hat
4) I'm planning on a driving tour around Scotland
5) oh, there is no 5

Re no. 4: can you do it next weekend when I'm in London?

sorry, I'll be in Oxfordshire and Berkshire

Ændr, do you think I'm safe on this side of the pond even though you're driving on the worng side of the road?
I think I've made myself dizzy.
You haven't one of those cars that turn into a boat?!? Have you?!?...*dons welders outfit and begins fashioning steel cages to be fitted on cars in The UK...*
I think I've finally found a product that will sell!
Ændr, will you be the spokesperson/model for my cage(s)?

Kitty's big enough to absorb any bumps from such a small thing as a car. I don't think you need a safety cage with him around. How's he doing over there, anyway? Has he finished off the local wildlife yet or is he being good and foraging far and wide?

Well, he's off to Blue Hole and the caves. But he WAS kind enough to lave a fishcicle for me on my pillow.I don't know how to tell him not to do that. He's so silly!

He managed to drag a dead horse off my neighbors land for them. I have no idea what he did with it.

Oh, I nearly forgot, he left a paw print on a post card for you. I wrote it out for him & then he insisted on repeatedly placing his paw on the inkpad. I'll send it along, but just so know, you can no
longer read it. Shh...we musn't let Kitty know. Very sentimental for such an unusual cave

I bought several cases of orange & raspberry choccy balls for him but he's come to like the taste of my billard balls.
...*looks around & whispers...*I've hidden some in the cellar. He doesn't go down there much as there's little room for him to turn around.

The police were here asking if I had an 'exotic animal permit'.
I told them Kitty was a half brother& asked them to prove otherwise. Then Kitty made a boise I've never heard him make! The police station was flooded with phone calls and that's the last we've seen of them.

I'll tell Kitty you were asking after him when her returns from Blue Hole.

You take care! Watch out for those !!!
Much Love, Pan
& Kitty too

pardon the typos...my hand's wrapped....I outta' go soak it...or my head....

tell Kitty I went and visited some caves near to where I am moving to in October, just to check out the local lion-friendly accommodation http://www.kents-cavern.co.uk/
there's a lion shaped rock formation there and all, though quite a lot smaller than Kitty.

He's going to have a shock when he comes back from visiting you - what with me moving a couple of hundred miles away from where he last saw me. You can keep him till October, can't you? I know, he'll be upset at missing my birthday but I move that week and it will be a complete nightmare with a lion as well as the rest of the menagerie.

Oh, no problem! I just love him so!
Although, I must say, he was a BIG help when I moved!
I'll give him the news when he returns.