h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Hits Mike*
That's for me being American (don't ask why)
*Hits him again*
That's for you getting edited Entries up first

Hey hey hey, what's this about?

You American? If so, can you please stop your country from destroying my country's culture.

As for my OFGs, you know how long I've been waiting for these to go up? Then again, you've been waiting too . It's just a great sense of relief to have them finally done.
The first article in my first batch, it was an article about wine. It was a very good article, I put it down as "accepted" but sadly it obviously hasn't made the final cut

You had to ask. Why?

The reason I hit you because I'm American is because yesterday, Lisa told me on AIM to hit her because she thought I was British. I said I wouldn't hit a girl, but I'd hit Mike A instead.

PS: This conversation never, EVER, happened.

But as for destroying your culture, I'll try to round up everyone in my country and tell them to stop for Mike's sake .

So, you're lying to me, right?
If you're not lying, then why tf d;ya wanna hit me?!

No, you don't tell your country to stop playing the Borg for just -my- sake. You do it for me and every m**********r in this country. Cos if you don't I'm gonna have a severe bout of f*****g racism, ok?!!

Ok, well, I get your reasoning now. Still a bit curious, but oh well. Hope you're pleased with yourself

Here's why I hit you...it's backwards...

.ot em dlot asiL

It's a long story.....

Oh stupid me. I already told you that. I'll just go away now.

Bloody pointless conversation if you ask me.

Hitting Mike doesn't work, he just gets angry.

Shouting at americans doesn't work either, they don't understand.

But whatever makes you happy.

PS Did anyone hit Lisa?

Cheese, try and throw a punch at this guy...

Hi Strag. How's stuff?

Of course, nobody hits a girl apart from me. I've only done it once, cos the bitch was attacking me with razor sharp nails.
No, you could have a woman stomping at you with a knife, and it would still be taboo to hit her.

btw Cheese, I understand why you hit me. Just figured the reasoning behind it. You got me worked up other nothing. Damn you!

Aaaaarrrggghhhhhh!

Don't call me Strag. A strag is a non-hitchhiker.

I have hitched all over this world, lived life, adventured, and been chased by dragons. I have no respect for Strags. That's why they need bashing, verbally at least.

But, yes, it's going good. thanks for asking.

Took the boat sailing yesterday, went to a party on Saturday, the rocket project is very exciting, the sun is shining, and I get paid on Thursday so I'll be able to eat again.

How about you?

Well, basher, things been good. Had a few fights online, serious enough for me to get a cautioning from Peta. Cheese knows what I'm on about.
Churned out about a dozen new entries. I think my latest took me about ten minutes to write. Got about a dozen submitted entrees in the queue. Been chatting blah blah blah
Real life: been out and about. Not much interesting. Listened to stuff, read stuff, done stuff that kids do, y'know.

So, things have been cool!

Oh yeah, I bought tickets to see Iron Maiden at Earls Court. Slayer are supporting them, so this thing's gonna rock

Dang...
How come this teenager suddenly fills me with unease?
*shuts eyes and allows free association to dig for source of unease*
Maybe it's the cute puppy that you can't resist feeding and who starts growing as you're watching, into something leggy, fanged, and possibly dangerous ...

Leggy? @ 6-foot tall? Goodness me!

Lil finds her way into every thread I'm using. Hello Asteroid Lil!

No, it's you who are following ME, I'm sure. But I notice you don't argue about the fangs.

Anyway, some of the threads you're on I wouldn't touch with a barge pole.

But you're there lurking, all the same.

I can hear it from a distance.

Ha Ha Ha!

Don't suppose any of you saw that episode of South Park with Stan's gay dog?

"Mr Garrison, is it alright for my dog to be gay?"
...
"I'm not touching that with a 6-foot barge pole."

"m is it alright for my dog to be gay?"
...
"I'm not touching that with an 8-foot barge pole"

"Jesus, is it alright for my dog to be gay?"
...
"I'm not touching that with a 10-foot barge pole"

I'm sure it went something like that...

I wouldn't touch South Park with a 12 foot barge pole.

Now, I have just been to the angel thread and read all the backlog and made the jump to the new thread, intending to at least bookmark, and who was the most recent poster? You.

So I backed off and decided to check out the BBDM convention, where the topic had begun to get off-topic and off-colour, and who was the most recent poster? You.

At that point I stomped off to my OWN visitors' forum at the studio, and who was the most recent poster? You.

You are following me very fast. It ain't fair.

Call in a thousand people to each thread so I don't get a look in

That is a wicked set of coincidences. Especially as I just posted in the new angel thread. I thought it was a nice show of subtle wit from me. You know how it is, when you crack something that you think is genuinley witty *^_^*

BBD:C topic has been more off-colour before. Literally.

Today I was with two friends and one of them got her rabbits out and we were straining to keep them apart. But it was funny, when the albino was trying to find the Watership Down rabbit's G-spot, and then he jumped on her head and had what looked like an epileptic fit.
Rabbits are so cool and cute.