h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

okay so this is where we can talk when we want to talk to each other.

but....what was wrong with the other one??

i dont understand this game anymore......tu stupid ai..stupid....

je laibay na kom!!!!

gym ta ba zam ou maata khoob raghay bhai

so, farah, fawad and umair have booked a hotel and are staying here in Birmingham this weekend....they were meant to go to europe kho roojay ralay and i told them to book somewhere nearby in the meantime, like scotland or something and the idiots, out of everything, chose birmingham cos they would rather spend their alone time listening to me rant on and on then go somewhere.......ajeeba khalaq de.....but its sweet, i guess they dont have the worry of being away from each other afterwards kana so they have all the time in the world mashallah....i want that as well.....

there, i applied to 6 jobs....heres hoping, even though i still have the interviews with the one saif got me, its better to be safe then sorry....where in the world are u, u freak! cookie started college btw, the same one as me.....and guess who she hangs out with? sai's little sister, those two are stuck at the hip, its like me and jav, the younger years, its quiet funny and at the same time, strange, cos, cookie comes home and tells me gossip that was circulating when i was there....meaning, it cant ever have been true!

baqi kho tik de.. but da umair pakey wailey nim kunay kabab mein haddi jor shaway de

tu joray oosa pooray pa patha na ai poy.....hell will freeze over before they come to birmingham and umair gets left behind.......the plan was that they honeymoon....kho when they mentioned coming here to me, umair jumped on fawad farah says, and beat the crap out of him.....umair is staying at our house and those two at the hotel, kho, its not a honeymoon, its more of a get together now no zaka..

how much does it take btw.. i mean at the hotel for a single night

i found them one for 50 pounds a night....its by the canals...its great

that just depressed me.....big time.....

im still reading....and u know how i make u do softy? well....its advised here aswell.....im talking about the 'life' part btw

check this out, another person suggested this

listen to the 'Carmina Birana' many years ago. It's even more fun if you understand what it's all about! Oh, and use the CD version - I used the vinyl version and turning the LP halfway through is a sod.

hey thats really cool.. i should meet this guy.. by the way have you read the G spot wala part in the sex wala conversation.. its pretty revealing.. there is supposed to be a G spot somwhere inside and its so good that it can give a person ultra class orgasms..

btw considering we are talking about this.. no one else must know of this site.. coz i do'nt think these posts can be erased

and check this out:
Advantages to long distanct relationships are as follows:

- You don't get sick of each other or get under each other's feet.
Allegedly, 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder', but then again perhaps out of sight is out of mind. It depends on your level of cynicism.
- You still have some level of freedom, as the relationship takes up less time. You never get that 'come and see me' versus 'finish your homework/watch TV/boil the cat/go to the football/wash your hair' dilemma so movingly and eruditely expressed by Madness in their seminal work on relationships, 'My Girl'. Additionally, you avoid the social stigma of being single, and the associated pressure of friends trying to set you up with someone.
- For men, it's a way of attaining great kudos with women. They think you're really sweet and romantic. Unfortunately, this bonus dissipates once you try to take advantage of it.

na wam kho khuday ta oogoora, angraizi ki mawaya kana, aghi delete kai....kunay!

check that out for me please, its actually, pretty good

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A801613

no they don't .. infact you can talk about G spot or having sex unless you don't imply it on some other user.. go to G spot you 'll know what i'm saying.. there girls have said such things che tobay obasa

im about to go there, are u dont with the report? cos im leaving in a little while...