h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes! ! That's me!

I'm sure this news won't surprise my friends. It doesn't surprise me either, but I've never been *officially* before.

Now, however, I have had my status confirmed by the Weirdness Test at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A681022 ! Why not take the test yourself?

Personally, I'm proud to be . It's much more interesting than being normal!

But don't worry if you're normal. I was once, but I cured myself...

Ormondroyd...I am preparing a 'League of Weirdness' which, seeing as you're so - you will most probably head. Unless of course, someone else conjures up a more preposterous response in which case they would lead in the stakes.

BTW, I came up with the predicted response and now fear I am . I want to be too....

Thank you! It is so nice to have my ness recognised and appreciated!

And . I'm sure you can be if you try! Copious amounts of , listening to music and supporting hopeless football teams worked for me, but I think we all have to find our own path to ness.

Good luck in your quest!