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Hey there Z whats going on?
you are up very late
Its 9.14am here and my house is a mess as i babysat last night and the kids went crazy as they havent played together for while and because its still raining and very cold here they are stuck inside.which tends to send the kids wild as they love playing outside
So whats on the agenda for you this weekend?
Im working 2moz so its clean house day for me today and then tonight we are going out to the club with Ricks family for tea and disco is upstairs so the kids will have a dance and play around for a while

Hi THere to you, too!

Sorry I haven't replied to your E-Mail but it is the weekend now ... two days of lazing around. I went to Karate this evening and twisted my damned foot again ... ouch!! And someone actually hit me!! 2xOuch!
Someone asked me to do an exhibition of my paintings in the middle of January ... still considering.
Can't sleep and watching Men in Trees again!

"my house is a mess" better a little messy instead of being like a doctors surgury!

I thought that you were having a heat wave ... we had a bit of snow/rain this morning, which made my children really excited!

This weekend I want to finish reading my book and reply to that nice Aussie Chick (sorry!). Having breakfast with a friend of mine (naturally a woman)HAHA.

Enjoy your weekend

ME

hey stranger whats happening?hows mandy?

She's locked in the cupboard until Friday night ... then she boogies!!

So what you up so late again for?Are you catching up on your shows again?

I wish i was still in bed as its only 8.50am and both Rick and Amber are still asleep but i may get a chance shortly as Lohla has just gone back to bed too so who knows and i have the day of today.
Ricks mum has a few days of so we are gonna be spending the day with her at the school Amber is going to next year as they are having a market day where the kids can have their faces painted and i suppose there will be stalls that you can buy odds and ends

Hi U.

Had a great meeting with the Mayor today and he liked what I did - I'll send you the link and you can have a look at what I've been working on.

Christel has just got back from singing and yes, you caught me again, watching tv late into the night ... I think you are so nice to Rick, letting him sleep in!!

Is the weather better where you are? The market day sounds like a lot of fun ... do the parents have to bake cake? Or is that all very 20th century? Christel is baking a cake for my Open Day on Saturday ... hope I get my **** together!

Any news of UNOHOO?

no i havent heard or recieved anymore nasty mails from unohoo.
Im glad your open day went well.
And yes im too nice to Rick but i should be aloud to sleep in as im the one who goes to work hahahahaha nah i dont mind getting up.
And yes the weather here has been great for the last couple of days,how bout your wether.
And there probably will be cake stalls and other yummy fattening foods but i cannot resist if the money is going to the school.hahahaha.the wedding is next week so i must be good.
And you say Christel just got back from singing does she have lessons and they go till pretty late as it must be about 1am where you are

No ... my Open Day is next Saturday ... hope lots of people will come - otherwise I'm going to look a bit silly when the Newspaper people come and take photos with me and four-computers.

We had a first bit of snow ... and icy streets ... nearly skidded off the road this morning, but I took it easy.

What are you going to wear next week at the wedding ... that strapless number in black? How about that fitness machine? Still up and running?

"yummy fattening foods" is great isn't it? We went to Maccas this evening with the kids. And I ate a little too much!

She sing is a chorue choir (with lots of other people) or perhaps she's singing a song with the conductor - if you get my drift!!

It's 11.50!

Are you one of these, you naughty Aussie lady??

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7092989.stm

no i am not one of those naughty aussie ladies.

And sorry i am glad your meeting with the mayor went well.

I was once in a chior but it was when i was about 12.

and yes im still using the ab machine not that its doing me any good as since i work with yummy fatty foods all day i tend to be bad.
And maccas we havent had that in ages cause when we do go there it costs us about $30 so now we just spend the money on yummy bbq food.
Ok i must be off as we are going out very shortly and we must start getting dressed and ready to go

Take care and i will talk to you soon

Hi,we had a great day yesterday and after the fair we went grocery shopping and then came home and had a yummy bbq for tea.

Its almost 9am here and i gotta start work at 11 and i dont want to go but i will and i have decided im going to walk to work as it only takes me about 20 mins and im going to leave a bit earlier so i can pay some bills at the post office and make an appointment to have my eyebrows waxed and have at look for a new outfit for the wedding as its next saturday,i cant wait cause i get 4 days of next week.
Im taking next friday off cause thats when Rick is getting his tatto done and because the wedding is on sat i have taken the sunday of too.
Did you get my email the other day.

Hi K.

Love the way you call evening meal tea ... this sounds so Victorian ... but I really fancy a BBQ right now ... but not outside as it is -3C or so ... bloody cold.

Had a rather good day ... we had our monthly meeting (my Team and I) and most managed to come ... which was great ... got the big day the day after tomorrow and we are going to take it easy and make it fun ... relax --- RELAX R E L A X!!

Did you say that you have to work Sundays now ... that's are real bummer, isn't it? When I finally go to bed, I'll think of you serving and wish that that Coke man comes in today!

20 minutes walk to work will do great things for your calves ... fit for the wedding ... and later the beach!! While you're having your eyes done, you could get a small piecing!! 4 days off ... you lucky thing BUT I'm also having a few days off work ... too much overtime!

I thought I answered it ... your E-Mail I mean ... have to have another look.

Don't work too hard ...

ME

I have been working on a sunday for a while now and i now only get thursdays and saturdays of so i am a hard working woman hahahahaha.
I hope 2moz goes very well for you and yes just relax (and if you cant relax just go smoke a joint as that will definately relax you)hahahahaha
I am soooo tired Lohla was up and down all night and then got up at 5am and once again Amber and rick are still sleeping.
And the coke man doesnt come in anymore cause he quit and got a job working in the mines which is the best money ever,a few of Ricks mates works in the mines and they get like $2,000 a week not bad hey and if you work on a weekend its more.
Rick says if his back wasnt stuffed he would go and work in the mines.Ha he would have to work everyday to keep up with my spending habbits.
Its cooled down here again its very overcast and looks like its going to rain.

Hi K.

As you can see (with the built in Webcam) I've just woken up, drinking a nice cup of tea, just brought Christel one in bed (sounds familiar?) and shortly, but not yet, I have to go to a seminar which is going to be incredibly boring ... I've decided that if it is not interesting, then I'll make an excuse (Mens Problem) and go and get things ready for Saturday!

"i am a hard working woman" I know you are ... bringing up children is not easy (As Christel is finding out). The idea of having a joint is brilliant ... I could plant a plantage between the tower blocks and all the areas problems would disappear ... no more vandalism, no more mugging, more friendship, peace and good will towards men and women! Even better I could use my Internet-Café, like in Holland!

I can only say that with Lohla, it will get better. Remember Amber, when she was little. You managed that! My children are growing very fast and most complaining about hurt bones! But they are all (touch wood) happy and contented at the moment.

Sorry to hear about Mr. Coke! But you wouldn't catch me down a bloody mine ... even if they paid $5,000 a week. Don't those things collapse and explode and get filled with water?? Or am I just a wuss? I've got a feeling that the older I get, the less I want to take chances ... go on, say it! W U S S.

Do you take ... Christel has just come in and told me there is no hot water ... so I've naturally forgotten what I wanted to say. Damn ... I hate that!! Diesel has just gone up in price and no one is doing anything about it in this country. In England the lorry drivers blocked out Motorways.

So, I'Ve got two children here now .... gettting ready for school and they want some breako ... see you soon

ME

Hey how did the open day go or is it still happening?

It is starting at 2pm this afternoon ... finished the last few bits and bobs last night at 11pm. But everything should be okay ... or even better. There was an article in the newspaper yesterday, to promote my Open Day. I'll send a copy of it to you, if you like.

What have you planned for today?

We didnt do much today and its now 7pm.
Lohla was up most of the night again and got up at 5.30 this morning so i am very tired and am in need of some sleep.
I was meant to go to the hens night tonight but i have to start work 2moz at 9 and there is no way i can be bothered getting all dressed up let alone going out drinking.
Narnia is on telie so I am laying on the lounge with Amber watching it.
And i would love it to get a copy of your open day thankyou.
as i said i hope it all goes well and you get the finance for the computers.

Is Lohla teething ... or why won't she sleep? Sorry I forgot ...

Shame about not going on the hen night with the girls ... but the wedding is just around the corner. Any who wants to have a sexy young man, smothered in oil, rubbing his bits and bobs in front of you!!

The Open Day went really well ... see my journal and I'll send you more info.

Tell me ... but don't swear or through things at me ... Promise?

How typical are Kath and Kim?

Regards from Mandy

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