h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why oh why do small monkies like to swim to france can you tell me that a cat is like a blind bat in a hat.
Thanks for your time.

well...all bats are blind, most cats are kind most bats are fine though they are in decline and cats live in flats and also eat sats....umas...satsumas tunas anything they can get, eating those together will take em straight to the vet... i mean its a fuckin rank combination but cats'l eat owt wont they filthy scraggy scum surrounded by asian bum fly's know what i mean?

Fly's are smelly along with elle.......phants and pants along with sprouts. I'll tell you what does smell good a phat reefer ya get me........I don't think you do do you. have you worked out who i am yet remember i'm not a vet or a pet (well i am to my misses) PUNK

are you wayne or are you dwayne or are you that guy who shot those kids in dunblane? one things for sure the rain in spain falls mainly on david blane...it draws to his fuzzy hair like fly round a turd! yes a spliff sounds good. i'm goin for a pint with matt lane now but it'd be cool to have a spliff! unfortunatly no gear

or a tramp on a bag of chips and i'm at work anyway have a nice beer shzam i wish i could fly like him then i'd shit on his head

shit on his head shit on his bed wake him up then eat his bread! think i'd rather be shot in the head than have to go through that ordeal...yeah will do mate enjoy work see ya soon c**n

See ya later aligater in a wile crocadile or something like that Crazy fool punk fool fool punk punk punk fool punk fool punk fool fool punk punk punk fool punk I ain't gettin on no plain fool fool punk fool fool punk punk punk fool punk fool punk fool fool punk punk punk fool punk

hehe crazy fool keep in touch and tar very much