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Hotel jokes
scorp Started conversation May 7, 2008
This may well get yikesed; but as it appeared in a national newspaper this morning, I don't see why it should; and I thought you might appreciate it, being in the trade.
Man in hotel foyer, accidentally bumps his elbow into the breast of a lady trying to pass him.
Man says "if your heart is as soft as your breasts, I'm sure you will forgive me:
Lady replies:
"If the rest of you is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 43."
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Skankyrich [?] Posted May 8, 2008
That's a good one!
Except I should say that the lady in question was in 102 
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