h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, the starts now - I'm just starting to work some more on site number four!

I think it's more likely that I'll find the notes on the reserve - I've looked absolutely everywhere here, even going through the recycling. I can't imagine where they've gone, and it's infuriating to think I have to go all the way back there for just half an hour.

I'll join in the game when everything is done on the audits - just let me know when the next one starts. You can do my PR too, if you like, you do seem to have a knack for it

I'm only good at PR when I'm convinced of the product
Jen once said I was good at arm twisting: that was after I had talked her (and several others) into coming to the London 'summer' meet in 2003
We nearly froze in Hyde Park , but it was a great meet.

Oh, well, I'll go back to self promotion again... shame, if you can be that persuasive

Go on then, tell me: what do you need PR for?
I guess I'm not really good at it, but have just been lucky so far, but hey.

Well, it would be very handy to have some be able to say 'What Rich actually meant by that was...' I could do with a bit of profile raising, too - you know get into wildlife magazine, cover stories in Devon Life magazine, that sort of thing. And to slap my wrist when I've had too much

That sounds like quite a task - what can you offer as payment

50%, and as much as you can drink!

That sounds generous - so where's the catch?

I didn't say what you get 50% of

True - now you mention it
So, 50% of what?

Damn. Alright, 60%?

You still haven't told me of what - or am I just being thick again?

I'm trying to avoid telling you til I've thought of something

Take you time, just think of something nice, ok?

I thought you PR people were meant to name your price, anyway? Make me an offer, what would you like 50% of?

I have no idea, I'm not a good businessman, I'm afraid.
Oh, and the last offer was 60%

Yes, but I've taken 10% of the 60% as commission

I don't know. I offer you 50% of anything you want, and you still can't decide...

Yes, it's pathetic, isn't it? I guess it's because the things that really are important to me and which I'd like to have, aren't those you could possibly give me.

How about this?

*waves and *

You want to ruin my waistline, don't you?

Well, virtual and sound acceptable