h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..marshmallows

With pleasure, here you go

my how soft n fluffy they are..

Yes, and especially good with melted - or toasted

cant say ive tried toasted is it nice?

Depends if you can handle the heat or not

oh no i go a funny colour n get so many freckles i look like ive been put in a colander n sprayed with shite

Hmmm, I'll be toasting these myself then

what has thepoor done to deserve being toasted anyway?

Oh, I just love them slightly charred, don't you?

is that why their hair sticks up like that?

Hairy marshmallows, that's a cracking euphemism

what a dirty mind you have

Says Little Miss Innocent

of course

butter wouldn't melt

No, it would vaporise on contact

bloody cheek im a good girl


what you been up to then? suitably ashamed at missing the meet?

Ashamed and hoping to be suitably chastened for missing it - I'll be there for the winter Meet though! Just been too busy with camps and whatnot to get any extra time off, to be honest - I've spent most of today ing in front of the cricket, about time I had a lazy day!

Don't worry there will be chastisement

let me know if youll be needing a sofa again nearer the time

We're gonna have to find a new pub though, we dont sem very popular at ye olde london anymore!

Uh-oh, what did 2legs do?