h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hey sweetie

havent seen you around on msn today.
just to let you know i have a chest infection but im ok.

hope you are well and we will talk sometime soon.

Awwww poor you so it was confirmed then at the Doc's? Iv'e been out and about for a change w**king, hell last night I was w**king half way up a hillside with the snow falling thick and criap and even. Did not think I would make it back home but glad to say I did.

Don't despair on the chest infection side of things hon, yes I know with your chest compared to lesser blessed members of the female species it could aeem bad, but look on the positives, nothing like a good chest infection to practice your piritical wench skills. Should give you the edge on Ayyeee Bee when it comes to the gravelling "Harrr me andsome bucko" tyoe lines and when it comes to hocking a loogie across the poop deck your going to be miles ahead of her with the extra sputum.

See? Theres a positive side to everything , you just have to find the little bugger thats all!

Catch u soon

Dai xx

you never change!

i have to keep thinking on the positive side then!

That is a slur and a rumour spread by those of a vindictive nature! I change on a regular basis, and anyway the frequency of a mans underwear rotatrion is sod all business of anyone except his lover and possibly his medical practtioner!

My solicitor's Grabbin Metoole and Pullit will be in touch in the near future

I will see you in court.

Good day to u.

Dai

PS Hope the chests better, try rubbing Vick on it.

PPS Vick's a nice girl, hangs around the Ferret and Trumpet a bit, but don't hold it against her