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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 22, 1999
I was thinking more along the lines of "Or are you just pleased to see me?" 
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Lochangel Posted Sep 22, 1999
well I was thinking of my tummy - don't stop rubbing otherwise I might catch a chill! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 22, 1999
Sorry! *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub*
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Lochangel Posted Sep 22, 1999
ok that's lovely thanks - you might want to stand back for the next bit
*reaches out neck and shakes extravagantly*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 22, 1999
*picking himself up off the ground* Whoops-a-daisy.
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Sep 22, 1999
WOOOOOOOOAAAHH!! Neddy.
Can I have a rub down with The Sporting Life please?
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Lochangel Posted Sep 22, 1999
yes sorry but I did warn you! Very nice thank you! I feel so much better. You are quite good at that!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 22, 1999
Thank you! You wouldn't have a copy of the Sporting Life for Drool, would you?
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Sep 22, 1999
Just passin trhu m'lud
Go speed im off the the local hostelry for about 1 hour.Could you stable and feed my horse whilst I'm away?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 22, 1999
Certainly - I'm a very.... oh, I can't be bothered doing the "stable lad" joke again.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 22, 1999
I'm sure there's a joke opportunity there too, but I can't quite bring it to mind at the moment.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
*ahem* Mr Wellies, why don't you tell us about the pint pot?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 24, 1999
Good morning all!
I'm back from my travels now, and boy what a what a few days ive had!!
Any refreshments going?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 24, 1999
Quick word of advice, Mr K - don't touch the fizzy sherry!
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Drool Frood the Second Posted Sep 24, 1999
Finest mead please suspicious landord.
(Landlord is suspicious as we are already drunk and its early in the day)
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Vestboy Posted Sep 24, 1999
*Enters, flustered with broken horsewhip and clothing awry*
And the same to you you evil smelling son of a ... Greetings all. Some person in a flashy suit nearly got in my way back there. Could have crippled the horses if I hadn't 'a seen 'im and persuaded him out of the way wi' me horse whip. Funny accent. From the colonies probably.
Did someone mention Fizzy Sherry? Here -I have a flagon with me. Drink hearty!
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- 61: Lochangel (Sep 22, 1999)
- 62: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 22, 1999)
- 63: Lochangel (Sep 22, 1999)
- 64: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 22, 1999)
- 65: Lochangel (Sep 22, 1999)
- 66: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 22, 1999)
- 67: Drool Frood the Second (Sep 22, 1999)
- 68: Lochangel (Sep 22, 1999)
- 69: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 22, 1999)
- 70: Drool Frood the Second (Sep 22, 1999)
- 71: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 22, 1999)
- 72: Lochangel (Sep 22, 1999)
- 73: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 22, 1999)
- 74: Menza (Sep 23, 1999)
- 75: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 76: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 24, 1999)
- 77: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 24, 1999)
- 78: Drool Frood the Second (Sep 24, 1999)
- 79: Lochangel (Sep 24, 1999)
- 80: Vestboy (Sep 24, 1999)
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