h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

While the District is no Miami, it's still better than a stick in the eye.

And I'll be there and I'm sure Greg can make it if given enough advance notice. So that's three.

Of course, Krissy and 'Manda will both be getting married next year so that may be a bit sticky.

You can do it Beetle! You're our only hope!

Four, including bansidh.

See, it's already shaping into quite a party. And I'd be bringing my wife - so make it five.

Three more and we will have a *gasp* group!

Maybe Mark, Peta and Abi?

Who knows? I guess i should get crackin, eh?

*cracks*

Since we're talking about coming to the Honorable Marion Barry's hometown, perhaps 'crack' isn't such a good choice of terms?

I tell you, we get the oddest sort here. Most of 'em are elected.

It's like a landfill, the whole country sends you guys its garbage.

*packs luggage*

WShy didn't somebody tell me before! You'd think they would post warnings or something.

The big phallax symbol on the lawn wasn't enough warning?

I thought that was for playing horseshoes.