h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the wonderful site of H2G2 (otherwise known as hootoo - you will see this word a lot). This is not an automated message, I am an <./>ACE</.>, and I'm here to help you settle into your new home

H2G2 is a living, breathing guide to Life, the Universe and Everything. Take a look in here: <./>info?cmd=art</.> It's something YOU can take part in. You can write entries on all manner of subjects, and if it's something you think would look good in our Edited Guide (where all the best research goes), you can submit it to Peer Review. Take a look at the <./>writing-guidelines</.> for more information on that.

I've created a little list of links, just for you, so click here <./>A4992357</.> and have a look at them (actually the links are my daughter's...but hey!! Hootoo is one big family )

If you click on each link, they will take you to parts of hootoo no sane person should ever go alone on this site.....

......but as it seems no one here is sane, it doesn't matter does it!

Have a look around, pop into my personal space and read some conversations that I have on the go at the moment and you will see how things work. Don't be frightened to jump in on conversations, hootooers don't bite (well, some of them do, but I'll steer you well clear of those), just be aware of the thread you are reading and whether or not it is a private conversation between two people. However, if you wish to chat with one of them, click on the name tag and leave a message in their Personal Space.

You could have a look here: <./>info?cmd=conv</.> too! You might find some of your future friends in there

Remember, if you get lost, shout for help and hopefully I'll be around to give you a helping hand. In case I'm not around, just leave a message here <./>ACE</.> and someone will be with you just as soon as they can. Failing that, just click on MY SPACE on the left hand side of your screen and you'll get back to your personal space.

Remember, I'm here to help.



lil xxx

well I'm pleased you're here to help. So many people lead busy, stressful lives these days they don't always have time to help. Some of those who want to help, can't, because for one reason or other they can no longer afford it and others are sinking into an abyss of despair and poverty because no-one wants to listen to them or they can't be bothered or they are being bugged by some old selfish misery guts who already has a friend.

I'm sorry you had to wait so long for a reply, I have been to a Hootoo Meet in Hull

I met some of my favourite friends there!!

If you need any help, do be afraid to ask



lil xx

Ooops!! Freudian slip!


'Do NOT be afraid to ask'

I'll tell you something Lil, if James Blunt continues in the same vein he'll be getting his knackers nicked

Hull, eh? I have some friends who have visited the university there. Unfortunately sonny decided he didn't want to go.