h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hmm...how do i know you're not a spy? (i'm wanted all over the place you know)...oh heck, i'll take a chance with you...seem like a nice girl...
so, who are we?...you go first...no lying now, i can tell from your face if you're telling fibs...avoiding eye contact, blushing etc.etc....
listen, feel free to drop by whenever...i'm not around all the time but the answer machine is on 24/7....thanks for saying hi..t.i.n.

well lets see how much do i reveal hmm
Im 28 from lincolnshire thats eneough for now i think
your turn

i see....well, i'm a millionaire (loses eye contact)
ok, i'm a crash test pilot (eyes waver, but keeps it together)..midlands ish..(regains composure by throwing in an element of truth) still a little boy at heart..(checks catapult in back pocket)...yeah, that's a good start...back at ya..

(bb...might not be on line too much more 'til after w/end) t.i.n.

im very tall love hi heels and stockings and am very feminine
my eyes never wavered once

jeez..(pulls collar away from neck..like they do in films)..are you sure you're not a spy...i've been in some tight spots before with those russian girls...it's only fair to warn you, i'm packing a piece..(checks catapult again)..

seems im doing all the revealing here
like rugby league watching I may add for some strange reason
very occasional shopping trips
what do you think of thigh high boots?
more info required please

i'd say thigh is a good height....
what do you want to know?
i warn you though..i was always in trouble for telling lies when i was little...(back in an hour)

are you male or female

male....and you?...don't forget, i can spot a fib...

A male in thigh boots and stockings?Maybe where you come from sweety

ha! you looked away....gotcha!
come on now...be straight with me or i'm going to have to put mthis one to bed...

you realy think im a 5ft 10 long legged 32b stocking and high heeled wearing man
You must live in an interesting place
I bet your married and about 70

hey, don't get so defensive...it takes all sorts...i'm a broadminded guy..

Im not a man you numpty but are you a 70 year old or something more interesting

do i sound seventy? the pipe thing is a reference to a magritte painting..a nod towards my surrealist tastes...(i don't actually smoke one!)....what kind of men do you like..let's see, hmmm..submissive?

who says i like men?jumping to conclusions arent we

you got me there....hmm...what am i supposed to say?
do you prefer girls? can't say as i'd blame you...most men are pretty disgusting..

thats my secret for know
so what about you

let me think..
back tomorrow.

if you prefer girls.....why are you wasting your time with me?