h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*dances*

frolics about.

I would take the stars out of the sky for you
Stop the rain from falling if she asked me to
I'd do anything for you your wish is my command
I could move a mountain when your hand is in my hand
Words could not express how much you mean to me
There must be some other way to make you see
If it takes my heart and soul you know I'd pay the price
Everything that I poses I'd gladly sacfrice

Oh you to me are every thing
the sweetest sone that I could sing Oh baby
To you I guess I'm just a clown who picks you up each time your down oh baby

O I love the songs you sing me
O I love the love you bring me

River deep, mountain high

Now if there's a smile on my face
It's only there trying to fool the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey thats quite a different subject
Don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really I'm sad, sadder than sad
You're gone and I'm hurting so bad
Like a clown I pretend to be glad
Now theres some sad things known to man
But ain't too much sadder than the tears of a clown
When there's no-one around

Ruby is on the train to nowhere
halfway down the line
he don't really want to get there
but he needs time
............
............
now he's just come out of the movies
numb of all the pain
sad but in a while he'll soon be
BACK ON HIS TRAIN

You painted up your lips and rolled and curled your tinted hair
Ruby are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The shaddow on the wall tells me the sun is going down
Oh ruby
don't take your love to town

the lights are so much brighter there
you can forget all your sorrows
forget all your care
when you're DOWNTOWN
things will be right when you're
DOWNTOWN
everyone is waiting for you
DOWNTOWN DOWNTOWN

heres one i like...

it's that time of year,
now that spring is in the air,
when those two wet gits,
in their girly curly hair,
go and write a song for moronic holidays,
that nausiate ate ate in a thousand different ways,
from the costa spain, to the coast of northern france,
anywhere you go, you just can't escape this dance.

ooh the chicken and the egg,
stick a deckchair up your nose,
buy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes

skiiin your self alive,
learn to speak arapaho,
climb inside a dog,
and behead an eskimo,
and even though you hate this song,
you'll be singing it for weeks.

*giggles*

It's "Hold a chicken in the air"

*dances*

I LIke

Startreking across the universe
On the starship enterprize
Under Captain Kirk
Startrecking Across the universe
Boldly going forwards cause we can't find reverse

There's klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow, starbaord bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
SCRAPE EM OFF JIM!!

This is ground control to major Tom
put your helmet on
by by
between you and me
good riddance to bad rubbish

you do love your songs dont you mizz p? girls just want to have fun conjures up images of you in your underskirt from your wedding dress and prancing round the stage microphone in one hand!
HELP! i need somebody
HELP! not just anybody!

A few questions that I need to know
How you could ever hurt me so
I need to know what I've done wrong
And how long it's been going on

I got a freaky ol'lady name of Cocaine Katy who embroiders on my jeans
I got my poor ol' grey haired daddy driving my limousines
It's all designed to blow our minds, but out minds won't really be blown
Until we get our picture on the cover of the Rollin' Stone

MORE!!!!!

air hostess i like the way you dress
you no i hate to fly but i feel much better occupy my mind writing you a love letter i messed my pants when we flew over fance you no ill see you soon in a hotel room for a holiday romance air hostess

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That will be £20 please

money money money must be funny in a rich mans world