h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this top he bought for me (strappy[black])
and the matching (black)jeans.

mmm sounds delicious

yep.
hows ur other half?

still the same

driving me nuts

awwww poor you. well what can you expect?

my other half is oblivious to the fact another boy loves me (the one i am on about) and is still thick in the head. (he doesnt realise it is his best mate)

silly boy

what i'd give to go down on a girl though....

ooooooooh.
but mind you. he is next to me.
if only we were alone.............

yeah if only

if only i had...

if only you had what?............

erm.... one of your naughty gf to taste.... mm

mmmmmm. very naughty.
very very naughty.
if only............

if only i had him at home forever.

he would get to taste a lot lol

he sure would like a piece of me!

i bet he would

I'd like a piece of anyone right now - gagging lol

oh.
are you.
i am and so is he.

hmm makes 3 of us then - need one of your friends to join in to even it up

ma bezzie will.
he might give it to me later

ooh who's bezzie? *gets excited

mine