h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

if you can, try and add one line to this limerick. iff it is the last line, start the next one off.

There was an old man from dundee (1)

who whipped out his tackle to pee (2)

when he looked down

his pee was brown

he said, " oh dearie me."


i'll start again.

there was a young lad from cork (1)

who made a pig into cork

cork = pork soz

when he sat down for tea (3)

and then swam in the sea

and " oh. i just went for a pee."


my lovely auntie jean(1)

she is as thin as a bean

she needed the loo

soo did a big poo

hello i am jim

that doesnt work.

ill start again

my lovely friend dave



dug himself a grave

my names jim

i am dim

fine.
ill end it
my lovely friend dave
dug himself a grave.
when he got out the hole
he broke a bowl
and fell and couldnt shave