h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't use enough !!!!'s. So here are some to make up!!!!! And look at these!!!!!!!

bonjourno mes ami!
hahaha. moi am francais. oui.
fromage! haha thats all i know. sometimes, i like to pretend i can speak another language.
ANYWAYS.
I read your latest reply, and I am glad that you think I am funny. (yesss!!! *does a dance*) (*falls over*) ow. thats why i dont dance! hahaha.. anyways. i forget what i was saying.
oh by the way i dont have anything against hungry hungry hippo. it's a pretty sweet game. I love playing it with 5 year olds cause I always win.
Anyways. lost again. right. well. theres no point to this. i wrote a new "journal" entry if you didn't notice. it wasn't very special. But one day VERY SOON I am going to put some more stuff on here that is actually worth reading. YESSS!
its about time! Im such a slacker. AWE! IDIOT!
haha sorry i love napoleon dynamite. that was the sweetest movie ever. He's got some pretty mad skills man.
Anyways. Happy belated belated birthday. I can't believe you waited 21 years to get drunk. good for you! you're like the only person i know with morals. *snaps for aaron!*
hahahaha. anyways. its late. im tired. ive been working all day... old ladies who smell like mothballs and wear polyester jumpsuits have been yelling at me because I put in the wrong code for their brussel sprouts and cabbage. *raises eyebrow* oh what a day...
so ya.
have a good night!
or day.
you know
whatever.
lol.... so hmm wish me luck I am going to ottawa to run a half marathon this weekend!
And then who knows after that I might add some stuff (worth reading) to this site! lol... do you write at all? and if so can I read it?
okay well have a good... week
yes.
11 out of 10. absoloodle.
peace (out) on earth

Megan Megan Bo Began Banana Fana Fo Fana Fee Fi Fo Fegan... MEGAN!

lol i just read the stuff on your little site thing here and you are pretty funny yourself mister!
have a good one!

Oh my god!!! I just almost died laughing!!!! I'm completely serious too. about laughing. That doesn't make sense does it...serious about laughing??? oh well. I can make u a pickle fatburger if that counts. But nothing beats a plain dill pickle. now u got me wanting one. I noticed that u wrote on here only three hours ago!!! I missed you by an eighth of a day!!!! oh well..maybe next time. no I don't write, I prefer to find friends and waste time doing nothing with them. Though if u actualy have an entire collection of randomness!!! HAHA!!! THough I may actually die laughing if I read too much...moderation is the key here.

8-0 oh my god are u actually gonna run thirteen miles??!? thats awesome!!! I'll run it too, k?? actually I was bored once so i decided to run, and found myself going eleven miles...then I was stranded eleven miles from home at one am. in the winter. Luckily I live in a desert though. My brother picked me up. whats the half marathon for? why you running it? do u read douglas adams? have you run it before? are u like perfectly fit? my one sport was gymnastics, have I told u that before??? I dunno. I quit coaching though. now ive been a slug for like all summer. how much do u run? are u funny in real life?? are u cool when your not at safeway? hows that working out except for the old ladies jumper and her brussel sprouts?? how many questions can I ask?? have u seen magical trevor? will u answer all these questions? will u have trouble doing it? should I shut up??

ZIP. mmmphh ugh, mm...mmmmump, hmm hmm hmm. unzip. ahhhhhhh!!

its 2:17 now and I have to go to bed. I'm off tomorrow though!!! wow!! Are u off tomorrow?? do u live 27,000 miles away from me?

ummm bye. g'night!!

ps, it was cute how u fell over doing that dance!

Aaron

OKAY!
Well Mr. I-like-to-ask-thousands-of-questions.... i'll get right to business, and answer EVERY SINGLE ONE!
*ahem*
*pauses for dramatic effect*

1. That doesn't make sense does it...serious about laughing???
Well.. if you look at it this way it can make sense. laughing, as proved by various medical studies has been PROVEN to actually help acutely sick patients recover significantly NO MATTER WHAT THE DISEASE. These sicknesses are very SERIOUS and therefore laughing should be taken seriously. voila. i am le genius.

2. 8-0 oh my god are u actually gonna run thirteen miles??!?
Yes. yes i did. in 2 hours and 23 seconds. am i crazy? yes. yes i am.

3. I'll run it too, k??
... okay. (except i ran it already... so you're LATE!)

4. whats the half marathon for?
well its in ottawa (our capital.. i hope you know) and it just for the hell of it. it was a spur of the moment decision that turned into three months of training..

5. why you running it?
because i can and it makes me feel FANTASTIC

6, do u read douglas adams?
do i read douglas adams. what kind of stupid quesiton is that. of course i do. he is my hero. funniest man alive (or dead now I guess) *moment of silence* he just has the best lines, i love it.

7. have you run it before?
nope! first time! ive run cross country, which is like 4 km but thats nothing. i did that today and got 9th so now i am going to provincials! heck yes!

8. are u like perfectly fit?
nope no one is perfectly fit you can always be better

9. my one sport was gymnastics, have I told u that before???
yes yes you have. i think. dont remember really. thats cool tho. i did that for 2 years when i was like 8 and 9. good times. I rocked that balance beam (literally.. it fell over)

10. how much do u run?
TOO MUCH!

11. are u funny in real life??
umm... well i personally think i am hilarious. My chemistry teacher however begs to differ (he didn't like my analysis as to why everyone should own a monkey when i wrote it in the short answer on my test.... i mean it was sort of relevant so whats his problem!)

12. are u cool when your not at safeway?
well the airconditioning seems to be broekn everywhere else so no, im always boiling (haha) of course I am. the coolest ever...

13. hows that working out except for the old ladies jumper and her brussel sprouts??
i want to quit... im so bored!!!!!

14. how many questions can I ask??
well so far 14 if you count this one.. and if I can predict the future correctly you will ask... 20.

15. have u seen magical trevor?
dot dot dot... no.

16. will u answer all these questions?
again using my magical futuristic abilities.... i say. yes.

17. will u have trouble doing it?
oh a terrible time.
18. should I shut up??
no because you will have trouble doing so. (something we have in common)
ZIP. mmmphh ugh, mm...mmmmump, hmm hmm hmm. unzip. ahhhhhhh!!
see i told you so

19. Are u off tomorrow??
as always. i work sundays baby. thats it!

20. do u live 27,000 miles away from me?
well seeing as you don't know where I live and I don't really know where you live (besides that it is a desert) I cant tell ya... but seeing as the chances of it being 27,000 miles exactly is 27000 to 1, id have to say, no, i dont live 27,000 miles from you (and i didnt really think those odds through so im sure they're wrong based on how many miles and such there are on the earth so give me a break lol)

hmm but i gotta go apply for scholarships!
ill write more later!
hopefully ill get on putting all my stuff in this darned website! haha
catch ya later!

Megan!

I just got that and you are freakin awesome!! I'm really tired right now though(I had a long, hard day off work) and its almost two am, and I work in the morning, so I'll actually right u like tomorrow or the next but I just wanted to say that I'm glad u keep writing, and again you seem really cool, but I'm going to bed right now.

what???
what is this?!
I.. am the one waiting for you?
Ahh my world is suddenly collapsing!
nothing has any sense of order any more!
I just don't know what to do!

haha.. well. I like you am tired (even tho its only like 9:15) but I am running on 2 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours!WEEEEEE!
haha well peace out my friend, write back soon!

I have no idea what that meant. well, this isn't as soon as I had hoped, I always seem to get home late and I need sleep and stuff. like tonight it is only one but I am exhausted. very. as a mater of fact...ZZZZZZZZ. oh well. I have to open fatburger tomorrow, I'm kinda exited cause I'm now shiftleader in training, meaning I'll get a promotion soon YIPEE!!! I frickin hope so though, cause I put in like fiftyfour hours a week, busting my ass! Anyway, i'm kinda confused right now, and I don't really know why...Its all this, what should I do now? and Why do I want to do that? and Is this neccesary, and What do I think of such and such, and...i know, im not making sense. Oh well. its late anyway. I can say I wouldn't even be running on your amount of sleep, thats absolutely insanely crazy. anyway, seriously how are u doing and what are u doing? THats crazy that you actually answered all those questions!!

Just thought I'd pop in before turning in. have a good night or whatever it is when u get this!!

lol i dont really know what i meant either. hmm but i am going to keep this really short. its 1:17 in the morning precisely (by my watch anyways) haha what am I doing up you ask? If only i knew... the world would be a much simpler place. ANYHOW I am going to go, just wanted to say hey. [insert witty comment here] <-- its too late to come up with one of those. I suppose one day you might write back to this, and then who knows, perhaps I shall write back to that and it will be bursting with witty comments, you wont even know what to do with yourself. Okay, well Ill leave you with that to look forward to. Im outta here! hehe peace

It's ok, you can have some time to come up with those witty comments. I know what you mean it being too late and all! I usually come home from hangin out with friends and practically fall asleep on the doorstep. That is why I havent been on here in like a week! but ya know, once those witty comments start coming...I'll have to be here every day!! Like I'm at fatburger every day!! Damn it, why did I have to bring up work??? ugh!! anyway, so I'm going to california this weekend for a juggling festival. I get to escape work, which, by the way, will be absolutely fantastic! other than that I'm just a boring guy right now. Oh well, nobodys perfect. So hows the weather? just wondering what its like cause I'm in the desert and I think anything below sixtyfive is cold. But like you, I am really tired -- dead tired actually, I hope my head doesnt hit the keyboard right now! So goodnight my friend, and I'll talk to you...type to you...read from you later!
Aaron

SO I see u haven't made an appearance in a while, u must have died again. But I just thought I'd pop in to say that even though I didn't do it then, I finally got around to running that half marathon. And damn did my legs hurt cause I hadn't run in like six months before that so yeah. ouch. I probably won't be running again for six months either. Anyway ttyl bye goodnight.

But it took me ten minutes longer than u

Hey ya know what I think? I think u should definately be on here more haha! def. so hop to it!

heyyy my long lost pal. hahahha so apparently i dont believe in coming on this site anymore. it was a fun time in my life while it lasted tho. lol well the good news is i am not dead, bad news is i have joined a cult that forbids internet use... KIIDDDDDDING. hahaha because that would be stupid, seeing as I am on the internet right now smart one, really, right here. hmm so whats new? me? not much, going to mexico over easter :> yayyy months away i know but still a good time, lots of underage drinking for me hehehehe... ummm yea. i dont know check out my NEW AND IMPROVED sort-of website www.senni42.blogspot.com if you want to know everything. if not, then just keep on keepin on i guess.. haha its nothing special really so whateverrrr... umm but yea, im gonna go now, to bed actually, which always seems to be what I do before i talk to you. how cute we have a tradition. lol, and by we i mean me. right. okay well i bid you adieu, and perhaps i shall talk to you in the near (or distant) future.
Love peace and chicken grease

--MegS