h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As you allready know i have a certain privelege, to be the headmaster, spreading facts/propaganda about the earth gennerely, but i am also willing to bring up intergalactic questions. For those of you how find travelling in the outher space quite boring, this should be perfect reading for you.
Travelling in Norway in defently a boring thing to do, and it should not be recomanded at all. Some of you think that Norway contains long fjords, and big mountain, but i can asure you that this is all a big lie, probably directed by the usa, but this is yust a theori. Norway is really a country without montain, and defently without fjords, but we have a very big intergalactic center, whitch can be claimed being a montain, to be ecsact, the norwegian have built hundreds of montain look alike types of centers the last 50-60 years. You also probably heard that Norwegian are friendly, this is good old gbs (gennerelly bullshit) The truth is that Norway are a very dangerous place to be, the farmers tortur thousends of cows, and are very sceptical to foreigners. Beside the locals, there is also many other treads:
I have to mension th moose, in norway we call it the killing moose, and yearly they do mutch killing, they may seem harmless, specially the once who havent got those things on theire head, you may laugh, and probably you do if you meet one, but do not underrestemate the power of the moose.
Therfor i recoment not to travelling to Norway