h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jen,

It is Friday! Yes!
My introductions aren't getting any better.

However, as you're approaching the magical 1000th (post that is, not birthday) you will find a goodie bag next to your breakfast box!


Take care and I hope the erratic counter doesn't tamper with you today!

Lots of hugs and cuddles,

Yours platonically


Der Choccie von Belgien

Bc

Dear Darcy Bc,

I don't want to be a 1000. It makes me <blue) and life less.

Jen is today.

Have a funny day,

Jen
x

Bloody nails -

Why is Jennypenny and ?

Can Bc help?

What have your nails got to do with it?
(Isn't that a Tina Turner song?)

If you want to lie down on Bc's couch, you just walk in my little office, I'll get rid of the other patient

Take care


Bc

Jen is as she needs the sunshine.

is because.

Just realised your about my nails !!!! It's all right, I'm not trying to catch you out with the ! But, methinks he doth protest too much !

What a

Bye littel

Emma
x

PS Sorry, just realised I hadn't answered you. My typing is naff because my finger nails are too long !

I wasn't trying to catch you out. In any case, I miss Rich
AND his
Jen

Maybe I should leave a message for Rich!

Who knows? I can only try to help.

Bc eating lasagna!

See you later, cabernet sauvignon is chilling already!

Don't let the weather get you down!



Bc

Jen, you still haven't told me when you got the 'knack' of the smileys

Bottle here...Shall I open it?
Why... of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Whatever you do, J'penny, save the last dance for me. Even when I'm sleeping!

Bc

PS- As much as you hate Sinatra, I hate J. Lopez. What an insult to all REAL artists!
She's not worth bearing the name Jennifer

Seeya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bc

Dear Bc ,

I used to like writing to Rich. He told me all about what he was reading, what he watched on TV and listened to on the radio. What his sister and nephews did, what he ate. Who and what he liked or disliked. You get the picture.
He told me lots of stories from the books he was reading, and all about his love life And I used to tell him my news.

And now, now, I have nobody to talk to.

OK, he was sometimes a little , but hey, I liked him !

Are you all right ? Drunk again eh.

Enjoyed the last dance. Wasn't it a funny song How we laughed ! Don't worry too much about my foot. I'll be all right but

I am having the left over Chardonnay right now. for us

tonight.

Get the back for me please.

Jen

PS Oh the smiley thing........Rich left so I had to sort my self out. Jen lazy.......but

Enjoy your week-end. I shan't ask if you're working.

Yes, Bc little offended there by 'now I have nobody to talk too'

What about Bc?

However, I have decided to forgive you

I'll see what I can do about Rich. But I can't promise you anything! What if he has decided to give up h2g2 altogether?
But, let's stay positive!

Bc not working but I had the most excellent news. My (ex)-colleague, who was on maternity leave, has returned to the old 'firm', suddenly saw the light and decided to quit the place! One can only be happy when one leaves that place!

Breakfast for Jen, the usual and... a special ringtone...
the calendar song

Enjoy your week-end and take care of the 'spleen'!




How can I help you? A Big Mac and a coke?



Bc X

And I have graciously forgiven your remark about the spleen. Jen is an

I quite understand if doesn't return, he was becoming quite bizarre, but soooo funny

Are you trying to tell me that you worked at McDonalds ?

Jen