h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's so much to take in.

Oh help, there's someone knocking on our front door. I'm not expecting anyone, I think I'll just ignore it; if it's someone who knows us then they'll have our phone number.

Is it wrong of me not to answer the door?

It's your front door.. You are not obliged to open it

Aren't you a little curious about who it might be?

No. Just the thought of opening it today makes me feel sick. Oh God I'm such a coward

Take deep breathes and make yourself a cup of

They've gone.

Can't have been important, then

I like that logical thinking

So hmm...I can't think of anything interesting to say...did you know that there is only one species of frog in the world that actually goes ribbet, and it's indigenous to only one area of the world. But even so, it's the sound everyone equates with frogs...brownie points it you can guess why

Ummm.. because it sounds like 'read it'?..

Nope

Guess again

Nope..

... you got me now!

The frogs that make the sound 'ribbet' are indigenous to L.A. and as such were used as sound effects for all the early movies and radio broadcasts that needed a frog sound.

As such, the world believes frogs all go ribbet

Hah! I was thinking along the right lines then..


I am going offline for a couple of hours.. I will be back as soon as I can.


Pheloxi will look after you in the Yikes thread, if the others are off somewhere..

Please remember, he is Dutch and if you don't understand something, he prefers if you ask him to explain

Ok, no problem.

See you soon

I is back... minus an armful of blood

Awww

Would you like some extra blood to keep you going, I have a whole bodyful

Awww.. you are so sweet!

I couldn't possibly take yours.. Thank you for offering..

Are you sure...I'm sure I could spare a bit....but not if you're a

I hope you are ok today, a person as nice as you ought to always feel on top of the world

Good morning, Hunny..

Yes, I've feeling quite well today.. Thank you..

How are you?

I'm feeling a bit better today...my sister is coming to visit tomorrow, so I'm really excited