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hey mi name is jem and im new 2 tha site and so for i have found about 1 person bsides mi auntie 2 tlk 2 so yer. i woz hoping u wood tlk 2 me

ummm.. well yer i m into all kinda sh1t. i like all kindas music- but i h8 boybands and wannabe britney/christinas-damn tht gets annoying- enywayz i like readin but i aint a nerd- @ tha mo im readin a series called WICCA it pretty kool , mi fave movies r 10 things i h8 about u-the secret window-and well entink wif johhny depp or brad pitt cuz theya so hot lol and umm i h8 pplz hoo r rich snobs and think they r top sh1t but really theya insucure rich butheads(lol koodnt tink of enythink 1 put theya well yer i like tonnes of other sh1t but yer ... lol

umm well rite bac plz. cuz tht wood make me considering i got no frendz on hey lol
JEM

Hey, jem-jem!
How did you find me? (just curious...)
Yeah, I don't like boy bands either... nor any "poppy" singers like Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson - they're all airheads with hardly any talent, as far as I'm concerned. They don't even write their own music. I'm more into stuff like rock and alternative rock, like Nirvana and REM and the Red Hot Chili Peppers etc...

I love "10 Things I Hate About You" - never get sick of watching it. But I can't get over how fake Heath Ledger's Aussie accent sounds. Even though he's from Oz (like me) his accent sounds really bad, like he's putting it on... but I still love the movie. I also like Pirates of the Carribean (Johnny Depp...) and the Matrix trilogy.

I don't like snobs of any kind, rich or not. There are some people whose families could be considered rich but they're really nice people, but snobs, no matter whether rich or poor need to learn a lesson, I think.

Well, write back!

Midnight

hey
my auntie gave me ur # thingy and she sed we mite get along or sumfink so i checked out ur page thingy and u looked kool so yer

ummm... so ur from oz like me! wikid

so like yer- ummm i dnt exactly kon wat 2 rite cuz i am bad at starting conversations lol umm yer tell me a bit about ur self. like wat skool where in oz u live tht kinda sh1t.
well i live in qld. and i go 2 gladstone st8 high. it is soooo sh1t and they have the most weeird ppl theya and all the teachers are old or boring and annoying. oh well a get tht but i have many frendz at skool so tht is good. but i sadly have no bf but im looking lol umm yer well i have nuffin much 2 rite cuz i need a shower b4 i go 2 dancing i do hip-hop and yer.

plz rite bac

jem-jem

Hey - who's your aunt?

Okay - a bit about myself...
I'm 15 and I'm at a crappy boarding school in Melbourne. I actually live in NSW though, when I'm home.
The teachers at my school are pretty crap too. It's an all girls school and I hate it because of that. The girls who go to the school are all really nice though. No bitches, which is something to be thankful for.
I don't have a boyfriend either, but that's because I don't know any guys in Melbourne.

I don't do dancing, but it sounds cool. I'm more into music; I play piano, guitar, clarinet, drum (badly) etc...
I love rock music.
I'm going to go see a movie with some friends in about 15 mins so I'll let you know how that goes. We're going to see "The Forgotten". Have you seen that one?

Cheers,

Midinght

mi aunt think goes under the name of helelou2 or hel2 ir sumfink like tht.

so whats boading skool like? i think tht i would h8 it cuz they would b no guys i luv em 2 much as b/fz and m8z
i've alwayz wanted 2 play drums. i rekon it wood b kool or piano i have wanted 2 plzy since i woz a lil grasshopper. lol

umm yer i got back from danicin a couple of hrs ago. it is alright. nxt yr i m gunna do ballroom or sumfink like tht wif mi m8 chris.

im into all kindsa music. i luv the whole punk rock thype thing like good charlotte. but i also m gettin into the metal type thing like mi big sis but i just like enything and everything. i dnt reall go 4 1 genre i just like wateva i like

no i havent seen the forgotten but i prob will in the holz. is it scary? is tht the 1 wif sarah mischelle geller in it?

cya, jem-jem

Oh yeah - Hel2 Shiftworking Zombie... I get ya...
She's cool.

Yeah, I don't like it cos there's no guys as well - but I'm trying to find ways of meeting them

"The Forgotten" was really freaky, but it's a damn good movie. No, it's not the one with SMG in it - I think that one's called "The Grudge" or something...
I did ballroom dancing earlier this year, and it was ok but I didn't like it all that much. But it might be your thing - I don't know.

Music is awesome as long as it's good music. Otherwise there's no point listening to it

ill b sure 2 go c 'the forgotten' in the holz.

i just appiled 4 a job @ hungry jacks i h8 theya food but i mean a job is a job and i need $ so yer

jem-jem xox

I have a job (sorta) but it's only a casual thing and I haven't worked for about 3 weeks. I think I need to do more because some $$ would be good. Very good.
Good luck with your job at Hungry Jacks...

Midnight

yer? where do u work?
i woz tinkin of askin mi hairdress for work in the holz cuz i have alwayz wanted 2 b a hair dresser

mi 8 shorty appield 4 a job theya (hungries) the other day but they didnt call him 4 a week afta he send his thing in ova the internet like me so yer. i hope i get an interveiw

well yer i am so bored. wat do u do on the interenet 4 sumfink 2 do?

jem-jem xox

Umm - I don't know if I should say where I work... it's not really all that great, just doing filing and stuff, but it's something, and I really enjoy it.

Umm - usually I just hang out on h2g2 if I'm bored. There's also InkLink, a Shockwave version of Pictionary which is a lot of fun too. Do a Google search if you're interested. Or I check my emails... make websites... whatever. There's heaps out there on the Internet. Try watching Flash movies - some of them are really funny. If you like the Matrix, try searching for the Sticktrix Resolutions - it's a very funny spoof of the last Matrix film.

Midnight

kool kool.

so how woz ur day?
mine consisted of sleeping,reading, and watching spider man 2. which i thort woz gunny compared 2 number 1. lol enywayz.

and yer. y wont ya say where u work? dnt worry im nt the type 2 judge ppl. meh... but it dnt really worry me

well i am bored lol

luv jem xox

The day was awesome and "The Forgotten" was freaky. But I had a blast nonetheless. And I got some Nirvana CDs out of it
Today I bummed around and played music at the house of someone I'd never met before, who was a friend of a friend. He's cool. So was his electric guitar. And we went for a walk and the weather was warm, and I drank iced coffee - it was cool.

I haven't seen Spiderman 2, but I liked the first one. How was your day?

Midnight

hey i checked out tht inklink site- its interesting lol yer i met sum fella aussieboy5000 or sumfink. well yer enywayz

jem xox

Yeah, everyone uses InkLink at school at lunchtimes. I've only done it once or twice, but it's fun if you want a time filler...

Midnight

yer lol.

i am so bored. i am killing time b4 i go 2 dance rehersals ummm...so i am @ mi town libry sittin nxt 2 this hottie lol :P

jem-jem xox

Cool - is your town big or small?
Tell the hot guy hi from me if you see him again

Midnight

gladdy isnt tht big but itsnt tht small

oh and i dnt ever plan on tlkin 2 tht fella agen lol

how woz ur day?

jem-jem xox

My day yesterday was actually pretty crap, but yeah. S**t happens.

hey,

i am soo bored. this chicky woz just abusein the sh1t out of me 4 no reason she is so stupid! i dnt even kno her name!!!! stupid mole enywayz...

i just go bac from mi dance concert thingy it woz good and i got told tht me and me m8 looked like hookers on stage which woz good in a way because we were can-can dancers from mulon rouge(i dunno how 2 spell it) so yer

jem-jem xox

Kick the girl who was abusing you in the arse from me. She shouldn't be allowed to get away with crap like that...

You were can-can dancers from Moulin Rouge? That's so cool! Like I said, I don't dance, but I think it's cool. I hope you had a blast at the concert.

Our summer hols start this Tuesday, so I don't know how often I'll be on h2g2 from then till next year, but we DO have the Internet at home, so I'll try to be on as often as I can. The service there is really shit, though. Oh well, you make do with what you have.

Talk soon,

Midnight

(I dunno if you have my MSN, but it's spider_rust... hotmail, of course...)