h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi flaminjody, i'm new to all this computer stuff, and i saw your name and had to click it as it reminded me of my ginger cat jody. I like the description of yourself and my girlfriend thought the description of your partner was amusing, especially the toy shop (and was wondering what toys were in the window).

I'm 6"2' and broad at the shoulders which is a good thing in my job as a fireman. My girlfriend is a racey model, sleek lines, big head-lights and looks great with the top down. Like monkeys we think life is for the swingers.

If you like the sound, please reply.
Look forward to hearing from you soon.

We also think life is for the swingers. Under my bay window is barnacle bill the sailor (full of exotic sea men). How old are you and your racey model, and have we seen her on the catwalk. Nice that thought about your pussy when you read my message, is your cat ginger like me.
As your a fireman, can i ask you how long your branch is? And do you use it often?
You asked about the toys in the window, i have a playstation and a 12" cordless drill, which runs off the mains and batteries. I,m also like a cat, licks everywhere and never stops.

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Monkey magic.