h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No!! If you burn down my house the post officer won't know where to deliver it to and they'll return it to me and then you'll never get your letter!!!

Did you get my email?

They have a mailbox that they put it in, no worries!
Email... havent checked that yet! i will though!
cheers
ford

That's true...

I feel like being random again, but the fish thing is already taken.
Wait...
I know!!

ELVIS!

Uh huh Thank you leadies and germs!
heh.. anyway...
qwerty
cheers
ford

Here's something I learned in primary school:

"Ahem. Ladles and Jellyspoons. I come before you to stand behind you and tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is Good Friday) there will be a Mothers Meeting for fathers only. Wear your best clothes if you haven't any, and if you can come, please stay at home. Admission free, pay at the door, take a seat and sit on the floor. It doesn't matter where you sit, the man in the gallery is sure to spit."

Please don't ask me what it means because I have no idea. But if you wanted random, you've got it!

HAAHAA!! That was funny! Kinda discribes my life!
Heres some from track:
*after two loud gun shots*
"If HUG were here they would all be on the ground!"
You kninda have to live in elko for that one>...

"And when your in the starting blocks, remember to say 'You know, my diesease is airborne!' *COUGH*"
"Ok everyone, next time Statzer says *ATTACK THE HURDLE* we all start jumping on them k?"
haha I love track...
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ford

Gaaa! I swear I posted two posts on here before, but they seem to have vanished... oh dear. I'm loseing my memeory.

Guess what?

I got in a car crash this morning! It was scary and my head and neck got hurt. We were on our way to school in a mini bug and a huge Ford Explorer ramed into the back. I was sitting in the back. On the plus side, it made us so late I missed 1st hour (math)

GO FORDS!... Imean.. Im sorry fred!
heh
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ford... FORD!

Fred... HOW ARE YOU??
Man, that is so scary! Are you okay? How's your head and neck! Oh no - I feel really bad for you!
I hope it's not too bad!

me too!
*hug* get better buddy!!!!!
cheers
ford

And I mean it, GO TO THE DOCTOR! They wont give you shots or anything! I promise!
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ford

Are you sure?

he he html rocks! ok sorry Yeah heres the whole story.

We was driving to school then the car in frount stopped, so we stopped too, but the car behind us didn't stop.

We got to school late and the nurse told us to go to the ER but the woman who drove us in (my friends mom) is a lazy butt hole sometimes and didn't want to take us, so instead we went to class and today I woke up with sirious head ache and neck pain. My neck hurts so bad I can't lift things or swallow or turn my head. I found out that I have 'Whiplash' which is an ingery(sp?) to the soft tissue (such at disks, muscle, and ligaments) in the neck. Which totaly sucks. And I can't sue because the woman who drove us left the crash scene before the poliece arived to get a legal police report.

Now it's 10:06 and I'm tired but I can't sleep because every time I role over in my sleep my neck hurts like hell. I'm going to our dr. on thurs. but I hate my dr. He's usless.

so hows ur life?

Man! Whiplash! That's really terrible! It seems bad things are happening to people everywhere. It was really sad - at assembly the other day we found out that this poor little girl in Year Two (our school goes from Kindergarten to the final year) had had a really bad fall over the Easter break and was in hospital for a week in a coma, and then she died. And she was only in Year Two. It was so sad - hardly anyone knew her from the Senior School but she was one of us and it was a really big shock...

omg! thats so sad. i think the world is cursed.

I think you may be right

*ings beatelguese-ian (sp?) death anthem!*

Zagla bor astra Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwddd!
Ootre masion Ban Tree AAaaaaaaaaaawwwd!!!

It means 'after this, things can only get better!'


if you've seen the hhg tv seriese you know what i'm talking about!

I haven't seen the series - they last aired it here about ten years ago when I was five years old and knew nothing of Douglas Adams

I hsve the tape of it! I'd send you a copie but your tapes are different then ours and won't work in ur vcr!