h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

jeeEEEEHSUS Carol, what kinda of a floggin' marathon do you call this??!? First your email bounces like three week old chicken found in the back of the fridge and then I gotta swat my way through 26 bah-ZILL-ion pages of old school hitch hiker's geek-dom, fill in details, reply to an email, dance in the rain, get a tattoo on my @rse and desecrate the grave of a pious indigenous saint just to post a message!! Seriously, I might as well have bought myself a friggin' plane ticket, popped over to ask how you were doing instead of sommersaulting my way through on this amazingly weak nightmare of cyber-tronic chronic histronics. It would have been faster to catch the plane and maybe I coulda dropped off your camera while I'm at it!! Just as well only hardcore tech-savvy warriors like myself can make something out of such a weak site. Site designers - you make me sick, you weak dogs!!!