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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Started conversation Jul 12, 2004
Hi supersmeagolboy, Welcome to h2g2 
I'm Emmily one of the many <./>ACEs</.> (Assistant Community Editors) We're here to offer you a warm welcome advice & links to help you find your way around
I'm a real person not an automated computer programme to find out about me click on my name above this conversation post you can do that on anyones name in any conversation thread 
Have a 
& 
or 
& 
put your feet up relax & let your fingers do the walking
You can click on any of the links
You can click <./>userdetails</.> or 'Preferences’ on the screen to change your number to a name or to change the skin (background) there are 3 to choose from brunel alabaster or classic goo you might like to experiment a bit see which one you prefer to use 
You might like to hitch a ride 
on our <./>DontPanic-Tour</.>
These are just a few 
of the great list of <./>Smileys</.> you can choose from
You may find 'Hints and Links for New Researchers' - A719840 useful
The slang used here can be a bit confusing h2Jargon - A632431 or h2g2 Glossary - A901829 explains most of it
You can customise your space using what is available through h2g2 Spicing up Your Page - A690518 gives some good advice. But before you can use that you need to activate your page by using this short cut <./>UserEdit?masthead=1</.> or clicking ‘Edit Page’ on your page. 
I'm also a Guru so I can help with any GuideML problems you may have 
Like most communities we have Clubs & Societies You can find out about these - A660340 We even have our own newspaper 
known as <./>ThePost</.>
If your interested in writing for the Guide Writing-Guidelines is a good place to start
You can click this link <./>RandomEditedEntry</.> Though where it goes nobody knows 
Another couple of things we have a tag which displays the name of the researcher visiting the page so don't be concerned if you see your name on someone's space that researcher is just using tag some of them are quite amusing but harmless
And the 'eyes' next to a researchers name show they are online
Hope you find these helpful & you enjoy yourself here to reply to this post If you have any questions or if you just want to say 'hi' click 'reply' below
Emmily 
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